General My girlfriend is a total buzz kill

Discussion in 'Android Devices' started by ThreeFingersDown, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. ThreeFingersDown

    ThreeFingersDown Well-Known Member
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    I've been refreshing E-mail and Fedex pages incessantly for a week now. Watched youtube videos, reviews, looked at pictures. Nobody was home today when my Incredible was supposed to arrive.... quick thinking I left a note saying I was sick in bed, with a signature and the tracking number hoping it would work... Around 3pm fedex.com actually said it was delivered!!! But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, my girlfriend wants to go out to eat tonight. In fact, shes been planning it in her head all day, which pretty much means it already happened. If I tell her no, it would be like giving a child a pony, and then bashing its head in.

    My girlfriend gets home from work a few hours before me.
    Rough translation of the phone call that ensues...
    "Is it there?!"
    "Yes its here"
    "OH JOY!"
    "yeah anyway, I feel like going out to eat tonight so you can mess with your phone later...."
    I wanted to tell her to shove her blackberry up her ass. I wanted to tell her that all the Italian food in the world couldn't stop me from torpedoing through our front door and gluing my eyes to that little screen for the next 5-6 hours. I wish I could say that that's exactly what I said, but alas I gave in... 2 weeks of waiting and whats in my way? Fuc*ing chicken parm!

    Oh well, at least its there...

    Sorry guys, had to vent.

    :)
     

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  2. jamor

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    Well if you wanna be ThreeFingersDown tonight you better go to dinner.
     
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  3. highflyguy0824

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  4. storm14k

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    LMAO I know the feeling. Thats why I get my wife interested in some of the same things I am. She was excited about the Incredible arriving as I was. She even made time for me to have fun with the phone.
     
  5. lukem

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    Similar to me. I got the phone yesterday so I was really excited. When my fianc
     
  6. mixwell

    mixwell Well-Known Member
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    Too funny. My GF is actually jealous of this phone and I don't even have it yet (although, now that I say this out loud, she is probably right to feel that way). FedEx says its on its way now. ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. To0l

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    eh... just think, let it charge while your out at dinner at least it will have a full charge for when ya get home :D
     
  8. ThreeFingersDown

    ThreeFingersDown Well-Known Member
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  9. TheSultan

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    get rid of her, there's an app for that!
     
  10. ThreeFingersDown

    ThreeFingersDown Well-Known Member
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    HA ha. As long as it doesn't drain my battery. ; )
     
  11. b00sted4fun

    b00sted4fun Well-Known Member
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    my wife just goes with the flow with me and electronics
     
  12. tt07

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    drum roll. :D
     
  13. Feels Good Man

    Feels Good Man Well-Known Member
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    Chicken parm isn't a bad consolation prize. It's pretty damn tasty.
     
  14. zeuswsu

    zeuswsu Active Member
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    I know what you are going through....my girlfriend decided she wanted to have sexytime with me right after my phone charged. We've been together for a long time so I would of preferred to play with my phone then her.....pretty sure she was testing me.
     
  15. BoozeRob

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    LOL I just spit water all over my computer screen. Thanks.
     
  16. XxICEMAN720xX

    XxICEMAN720xX Well-Known Member
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  17. jrenewill

    jrenewill Well-Known Member
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    Wow, I'm the minority in this post. But, I clicked on the title, so I obviously wanted to read it.

    My boyfriend thinks I'M the dork for getting the INC. He is holding out for the iphone on Verizon. I personally think the iphone is inferior to my sleek, sophisticated, sexy INC!!!
     
  18. sxshep

    sxshep Well-Known Member
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    My girlfriend works all weekend ;)

    Seriously though, I'd tell mine that if she wants to go out then she's buying... esp. since you just bought a <insert amount of money> device and can't even use it tonight, so she'll have to buy. Otherwise, we're running to Subway unless you make me a SAMICH!!!!
     
  19. ThreeFingersDown

    ThreeFingersDown Well-Known Member
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    Yeah I was planning on switching to AT&t for the iphone but after messing with my GF's for a week or so realized that its really not all that cool. Plus most of the apps are useless.
     
  20. anvilt

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    I haven't had many belly laughs on this site. But that's funny right there, now .:p:p:p:p:p
     
  21. dibs ODDJOB

    dibs ODDJOB Well-Known Member
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    Easiest way to get her off your back? Buy her one, too.

    It's what I did.
     

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