Your souls are ALL MINE. You are all doomed! All of humanity is now my slave! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!??!! Mwhahahahahahaaa!!! >:-D I have finally done it! I have achieved what no mindless human could ever dream of! (Ramble ramble mutter mutter hiss hiss!) I have ... BECOME THE ONE. Dum dum dummmm! I have become the Legendary Super Saiyan Angry Steroid Ball Roach Coach! Through countless of years brooding in the corner... through a never ending supply of dangerously highly concentrated anabolic steroids... Spoiler Through beating up random innocent people on the streets... through hating everything and everyone! I have now become... THE LEGENDARY ANGRY SUPER SAYIN ROACH COACH OF PURE SCARY FREAKY ANGER!!! Hear me roar!!! Look at the similarities! They are 500% identical in every way! Now you are all going to pay! All of you! I think I will start by blowing up this crazy planet... but first... I will gather all the tasty turds you guys have lying around everywhere. But then destroy everything else!!!