Off-topic: I got Spanked. What about you?


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  1. twospirits

    twospirits AF's janitor Moderator This Topic's Starter

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    So... In light of the news that the Japanese company Softbank has stated that they plan on buying Sprint for x amount of dollars this week. I figure that the New Company will soon start marketing the new company.

    A fellow sprint member mentioned combining the names of both Sprint and Softbank into Spank.

    Therefore, both me and Early feel that we should give the members here a reason to dish out marketing ideas for the new combined company Spank.

    I can't wait to spank out some 4G

    Wait for our first spank out of service notice.

    Spank covers your world.

    You can get Spank anywhere.

    In some places Spank is slow, but experts say that it will speed up at the end of the plan.

    I was tired of getting screwed by Verizon, so I switched. For me, its Spank or nothing now.

    I got Spanked, how about you?

    You can't get Spank everywhere, but you can get LiTE Spanked.

    :D

    These are ours, post up yours....

    TS out
     

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  2. KOLIO

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    I suggest the the new company change to a more appropriate color scheme that results from one being spanked, say
    RED
    BLACK & BLUE
     
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  3. dan330

    dan330 Well-Known Member

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    there is good and bad spankings... just sayin

    we sprint customers might get a bad spanking!
     
  4. SoulSmilen

    SoulSmilen Well-Known Member

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    Sprint to the nearest metro and softbank some Spank!

    I give thanks for my Spanks. :D
     
  5. SoulSmilen

    SoulSmilen Well-Known Member

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    Unlimited data forever - thank Spank!
     
  6. SoulSmilen

    SoulSmilen Well-Known Member

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    A public message to Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile: You've been Spanked and outranked!

    TwoSpirits, do you have any idea what you've done to me? LOL, I love stuff like this and now my brain won't rest all night!
     
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  7. ScandaLeX

    ScandaLeX Wasn't Me

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    Riding my horse

    Spank Me Gangnam Style!!!
     
  8. SoulSmilen

    SoulSmilen Well-Known Member

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    Customer at a Spank store...
    How much data can I use?
    Rep answer: You can fill in the blank when you choose Spank!

    Customer at a AT&T store...
    How much data can I use?
    Rep answer: You can buy as much as you need, but if you go over your pockets will bleed!
    Customer: No way I'm paying that much, I'm going to Spank, and you can take that to the bank!

    Disclaimer... I'm obviously going with the hopeful assumption the unlimited plans will stay, but if they don't, no raggin on me later! Hehe
     
  9. drexappeal

    drexappeal Well-Known Member

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    ROFLMAO...It's the Spank Now Network!....LOL...Spank it, without limits.
     
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    SoulSmilen Well-Known Member

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    High end phones with LTE swank - you can't go wrong when you rely on Spank!

    Last one, bedtime now.. lol
     
  11. SoulSmilen

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    Bahahaha, so good!

    LMAO, that one will spur visuals!
     
  12. ScandaLeX

    ScandaLeX Wasn't Me

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    TS created this thread. I sincerely think he needs to go to bed too before he gets SPANKED!
     
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  13. EarlyMon

    EarlyMon The PearlyMon Moderator

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    Dude, don't make him send you to Spanklandia! :eek:

    Yes. He has pictures of Spanklandia.

    No. You do not want to go there.
     
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  14. KOLIO

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    Looks like I may have been the 1st SPANKEE........

    Just moved from the MOTOROLA PHOTON to the SAMSUNG GS III in the middle of my contract,due to warranty replacement unavailability of the PHOTON.(VIA BEST BUY).

    Now,SPANKIT is billing me for an upgrade activation fee of $38.Before I call SPANKIT & voice my displeasure of being SPANKED w/o so much as a "HI,HOW DO YA DO,WELCOME TO SPANKIT",am I on the hook for the activation fee?

    THX TO ALL SPANKERS OUT THERE!:D
     
  15. Orion

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    Spank? Ummm truly unlimited.
     
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    The NOW NETWORK is reported to be the official wireless provider for MLB's NEW YORK SPANKEES........
     
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    NYCHitman1 Gun for Hire Developer

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    Since when? AT&T has been their (NYY) provider for ages.
     
  18. drexappeal

    drexappeal Well-Known Member

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    That's a mistake. They should wave it without issue. Only time activation should be charged, as far as i understand, is when a phone is upgraded under eligible upgrade.
     
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    drexappeal Well-Known Member

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    Spank is the official provider of the NBA. Play Doodle Jump while Spanking it unlimited.... Hahaha
     
  20. twospirits

    twospirits AF's janitor Moderator This Topic's Starter

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    If they don't win any games from this point out, they will be Spanked.

    I think I created a monster with this thread. lol

    TS
     
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    The companies name at the moment from what I know is called New Sprint.
     
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  22. EarlyMon

    EarlyMon The PearlyMon Moderator

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    Spank the New Sprint!
     
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    braxton355 Well-Known Member

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  24. KOLIO

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    They consider it an upgrade,mistakenly so,since my UPSPANK:D isn't until June 2013 (which hasn't changed).I'll clear this up w/the CSR who handled the warranty replacement @ BEST BUY.
     
  25. dan330

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    got spank?
    spank me baby
     

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