Opened a set of girls with my Eris...


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  1. W4LLY

    W4LLY Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Haha.

    So, Me and my friend who has a Moto Droid where at this bar. We walk in, and I see this girl playing with her Eris. I go to him, "watch, I'm going to open this set with my phone".

    Me: "OMG is that a droid??"
    Her: "Yea!"
    Me: *takes out his phone* The Eris right?
    Her: "omg yea, awesome!"


    I then showed her about some battery saving techniques. I also showed her 2.1 (she didnt know she even had 1.5/cared about an upadte) but told her not to worry she'd get it soon too. My friend jumped right in and talked to her friend, and eventually started showing off his droid.

    So, i got a pair of cute girls numbers thank to my Eris.

    Effing iPhone, everyone has one now, so it's lost it's coolness.

    BOOSH :)
     

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  2. frickingphil

    frickingphil Well-Known Member

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    Props for using PUA terms.

    And oh yeah, for using your phone as an opener hahah
     
  3. alprazolam

    alprazolam Well-Known Member

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    Way to go Wally! Geeks get the girls.
     
  4. Syv3n

    Syv3n Well-Known Member

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    SURE......:rolleyes: Did you try those numbers yet? They may not have been to their DROIDS! lmao
     
  5. lisadawn

    lisadawn Well-Known Member

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    Stud!
     
  6. alexhendershott

    alexhendershott Well-Known Member

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    Lol, indeed props for the PUA terms. Other option could have been using her Eris as a neg and pulling yours out after. :p
     
  7. CycloneFever

    CycloneFever Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but did you QR your contact info to each other?
     
  8. OrigamiKiller

    OrigamiKiller Active Member

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    DROID DOES..that too lol :/ haha
     
  9. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra= VIP Member

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    Pics?


    :D
     
  10. W4LLY

    W4LLY Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Wally does :p

    I can screenshot their numbers in my contact list :p. You know the Eris can't take pictures worth shit in low-light. :p
     
  11. johnnydogood

    johnnydogood New Member

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    wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
  12. alprazolam

    alprazolam Well-Known Member

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    I believe you Wally. So did you give them a call yet? What will their Mabilo tones be?
     
  13. W4LLY

    W4LLY Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    It's really not hard to get people's numbers in NYC. I won't end up calling them. The bar we where at, apparently, was a gay bar ( i ran into one of my friends from school, who was shocked to see me there...since he knows i'm straight).

    It was just a funny story...and how if you see a chick with a droid phone use all the knowledge you get from here :D
     
  14. CXXV

    CXXV Well-Known Member

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    He's is in NYC. Must have been the scagleone sisters.:D
     
  15. SJFlowerHorn

    SJFlowerHorn Well-Known Member

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    like Caddy has so elegantly put before


    pics or GTFO j/k

    nice opener. . . could have closed it with the two of them if you stopped talkin about the phone though.
     
  16. TheSultan

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    pics or it didn't happen!
     
  17. bjanow

    bjanow Well-Known Member

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    Don't knock it dude, I met my wife at a gay bar. Over 20 years and 2 kids ago.
     
  18. smacky

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    Never been to a gay bar but do they play gay music? Do drinks have gay names? I know there's a lesbian bar in Chicago that may get closed down and I was wondering, the gay community would be the last group of people I would expect to discriminate, but are men barred from lesbian bars and vice-versa?
     
  19. Psilo

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    Is that lesbian bar by any chance named "Les-Bos" and being bought out by persians?
     
  20. bjanow

    bjanow Well-Known Member

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    Women are not barred from gay clubs but straight men are barred from lesbian clubs. (Unless you know someone ;-)
     
  21. Gink

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    I'm a chick with an Eris and I already know all the tricks.... Your smooth lines won't work on me Wally :) I am one of the few nerdy ones who reads the forums :p

    FWIW, we do like geeks. I don't want to have to teach my man how to use his droid.
     
  22. OfTheDamned

    OfTheDamned The Friendly Undead VIP Member

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    I have been to bunch of lesbian bars and there are guys there all the time. We enjoy seeing them hit on girls they have no chance with. I've never seen or heard of a bar that won't let someone in, unless there is a private event going on. A lot of straight girls go to gay and lesbian bars to avoid being hit on. I have some friends that want to go to lesbian bars with me all the time most everyone knows they are straight and leaves them alone. They do get asked to dance a lot though.
     
  23. SJFlowerHorn

    SJFlowerHorn Well-Known Member

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    thats quite revealing of you OTD lol
     
  24. OfTheDamned

    OfTheDamned The Friendly Undead VIP Member

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    What, that I am gay? I don't try to hide that. I talk about my girlfriend all the time on here.
     
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  25. bjanow

    bjanow Well-Known Member

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    But that's exactly my point. There is no reason for a guy to go to a lesbian bar with those intentions. I've been to lesbian bars a lot but would never hit on anyone in there. It's just not appropriate IMO. Not that I wasn't attracted to some of them, but if you are accepted into a lesbian bar, it's hands off. Just as silly for straight girls to go unless they are with a friend. Although on second thought I have gone to gay bars hundreds of times just to hang. (And meet the girls that go there to not meet any guys ;) Yes, I got asked to dance a lot too.
     

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