Last Updated: Sep 25,2016
Our roof got fixed today. I forgot our neighbor two houses down was a roofer.
Bacon is meat candy!
I like you a lot solely based on that comment.
So i'm sitting in the park watching my brothers play and this little girl approaches me and ask "Do you swing?" I immediately took it the wrong way and replied "What!?". She made things worse by saying "My mommy swings". I got scared and felt like Chris Hansen was going to come out from behind the bushes. Then she pointed to the swing set where a young woman sit with her feet dangling on a swing. I chuckled lightly, retreated to my vehicle, and sat there until it was time to go.
I'm pretty sure my mother is half hoping for something to happen to my phone so that I stop messing with it so much. Every time I do anything that requires anything to be reset she says "have you gone too far this time and broken it? "
Thanks for the confidence mom! Lol.
Lol yeah it's life
I have bacon flavored lip balm...
Hahaha! You are great!
I have Dr Pepper lip balm
Dr Pepper > bacon
I love Dr. Pepper too!
It's the best EVER
I love a them roaches!
Omg what is that smell... Holy hell
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
*goes back into adult mode*
Haha we don't need any adults in this forum
Whoever supplied it, denied it.
How childish of you!
*sips more wine*
Yeah I totally agree!
I am 23 (soon to be 24) but feel like a 6 year old!
21 going on 12 here haha
20 going on 21. On a good note, I fired my first potato cannon today.
Sleep night night
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