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  1. BabyBlues

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    If that actually worked I'd walk around with my butt out all the time so it got smaller by spring and summer!!! :D;)
     

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  2. Dark Jedi

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    If a person that has no sense of smell farts. Does that mean he can say his S***t doesn't stink?
     
  3. SamuraiBigEd

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    My favorite which as far as I know I came up with:

    "If you fart in bed and no one is awake to hear it, does it make a sound?"
     
  4. Dark Jedi

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    Why is it when you hear a band on the radio and later on find out they are from a foreign country. Why do they sound like they are from america when they sing?
     
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    Anyone see Top Gear USA? Bunch of failures with no sense of humour
     
  6. NightHawk877

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    Yes. The only person keeping the show alive is Tanner Foust.
     
  7. blkbeltkid17

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    humm who wants to implant my brain with biology knowledge so i can stop comming to this calss :(
     
  8. Frisco

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    Isn't that what the biology class instructor is trying to do?
     
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  9. LilacBleeds

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    Is actually having a really bad time with luck and men! Nothing goes right for me :( rant over lol
     
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  10. Stinky Stinky

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    Wow I am so sorry :(

    But Hey! :)

    Don't feel down! :D

    Just incase I will give you one of these! ;)

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    And what about this? ;)

    Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down) Lyrics - YouTube
     
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  11. 9to5cynic

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    Liked that pic stinky. No, wait, it just stinks!
    (actually, it doesn't)

    It seems that I am coming down with something, :(
     
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  12. NightHawk877

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    Alright! Who gave me a cold? Was it you 9to5?
     
  13. 9to5cynic

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    Sorry. But be thankful, this just means that your immune system is getting a workout, and that in a week or so, you can *never* get the cold again*.

    * (that particular cold, wait til next year ;) )
     
  14. NightHawk877

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    has anyone else noticed that XDA is down?
     
  15. TxGoat

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    Diet Dr. Pepper really does taste like Diet Dr. Pepper!
     
  16. NightHawk877

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    Good riddance retainers. Finally free of dental appliances.
     
  17. Mada

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    I hate everything that's in my mouth except for my teeth, my tongue, and food.
     
  18. NightAngel79

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    Thats what she said?

    :D
     
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  19. BabyBlues

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    Oh the comments that ran through my head....
     
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    :p
     
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  21. Mada

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    lololol wooooow Real immature yall
     
  22. NightAngel79

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  24. TxGoat

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    You ever pull some crust out of your nose that runs so deep that you suddenly remembered where you left your car keys............from 1994?
     
  25. BabyBlues

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    We call them brain boogies in my house.
     

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