Science made Stupid


Last Updated: 2012-05-16 07:28:05
  1. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    It was discussed earlier how cell phones amplify your voice. Land lines work by the same principal as the cups and string do...when you speak into it the wires vibrate and carry your voice to the other receiver

    The Egyptians thought of cats as gods

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  2. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    That is because in ancient Egypt, cats had vastly more brain power than the humans near them. Their brains had developed at rates that caused two things. The first was that humans mistook their intellect as divine power. The second is that actual gods such as Thoth, had already given knowledge to the cats. They abused this and then the gods revoked their gift. Evidence can be found in the current DNA of both cats and man. Particle scans of the Great Pyramids reveals that trace sources of chromium can be found all over Egypt, which is just more proof.

    The Internet allows us to communicate right now.
  3. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    In reality the internet is just a bunch of random programs...welcome to the matrix would you like a pill?

    The sun is a star
  4. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    The sun is a star in that it appeared in a series of cult classics akin to Evil Dead - though, not as good as Evil Dead.

    Zombies do not exist.
  5. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    Zombies do not exist in the same way that Sasquatch does not exist. That is to say that they do in fact exist. So yes, I agree with you. Galileo was drowned because of his belief in commuter rail. Ultimately, history will be our judge too.

    Animals have blood.
  6. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    Animals have blood because before they had blood, they ran on fossil fuels. Of course, we all know fossil fuels are running out and that animals are the leading cause of global warming. Fortunately, since the animals have adopted blood, they've seriously cut back on their ozone damaging byproducts.

    Solar flares cause the Northern Lights.
  7. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    Earlier Solar flares used to cause Southern Lights but sparky didn't like the accent .

    Hydrogen is combustible .
  8. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    Hydrogen is combustible because it has a large amount of copper in its DNA.
    Earthquakes happen.
  9. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    Earthquakes happen because the mole collective digs vast interconnected underground tunnels.

    Each member of the mole collective shares one universal consciousness.
  10. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    Because the lies thread was locked and the moles had no means to communicate .(on topic ...)

    Penguins cant fly .
  11. kct1975

    kct1975 Well-Known Member

    Penguins can't fly because it makes it easier for them to complete the mathematical computations necessary for the internet to work correctly.

    Why is water wet ?
  12. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    The universal omnipotent dryer broke yesterday .

    Fire is hot ..
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  13. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    Fire is hot because it received DNA from two other attractive elements, earth and wind.

    Sound resonates.
  14. karandpr

    karandpr Well-Known Member

    Sound use to play Rise of nations .Then it decided to play forum games .Then piano ...
    He then tried to reason with nate . It was futile .He is still resonating .

    Stress exists .
  15. brotherswing

    brotherswing Well-Known Member

    Stress thinks it exists and therefore does.

    Dinosaurs had tiny brains.
  16. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    Dinosaurs were the last animals to have brains. Since the beginning of time, animals' brains had been growing smaller and smaller with every passing generation until ultimately they disappeared altogether from the animal kingdom (that is to say, for example, trees are and always have been brained) So while their brains were small, it is important to note that they did, in fact, have brains.
    Goats have teeth.
  17. septembersrain

    septembersrain 句_句 Smurfing Awesome VIP Member

    Goats have teeth because they were originally able to climb trees with them. They used to climb all the way to the tops of trees because there was more delectable greens on the top. They would bring down whole branches with their mouths to feed the babies who had not grown in their "Tree Molars" yet.

    People get hiccups.
  18. brotherswing

    brotherswing Well-Known Member

    Hiccups are the result of the motion of chestonic plates along segment fault lines.

    Vampires don't sparkle.
  19. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    Vampires don't sparkle because they are made of countchocula cereal, which doesn't sparkle at all.
    Volcanos erupt.
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  20. kct1975

    kct1975 Well-Known Member

    Volcanos erupt because they are angry about the stupid things that humans do like cutting people off in traffic.

    Things in motion tend to stay in motion, and things at rest tend to stay at rest....Why ?
  21. AntimonyER

    AntimonyER AF Addict VIP Member

    The reason for this phenomenon is because one day, an apple suffering from severe Acrophobia (fear of heights), managed to break free from its precarious spot hanging from a tree, and fell onto some guys head. In exchange for the man breaking its fall, the apple changed space and time, and gave the man the secret, to make him famous.

    Why does man have 5 fingers on each hand?
  22. atljatl

    atljatl Well-Known Member

    The reason man only has five fingers is an inside joke for God. Man is actually supposed to have 7 fingers on each hand. God has a weird sense of humour.
    Cats have 9 lives.
  23. septembersrain

    septembersrain 句_句 Smurfing Awesome VIP Member

    Cats have 9 lives because the solar system has 9 parallel universes.
    Each time a cat dies in this universe, Another one is integrated here from one of the other universes.
    This is to maintain solar balance in the feline netherworld.
    Since we are the 9th and final universe, We are the last to see the full death of all the 9 cats.
    Each consecutive universe has their own saying as well;
    (EX: Cats have 8 lives, Cats have 7 lives, and so on).

    A tornado has an "Eye".
  24. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    It needs to see so it can hit the densely populated trailer parks...

    There is no such thing as perpetual motion
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  25. septembersrain

    septembersrain 句_句 Smurfing Awesome VIP Member

    That is because the word motion is far too simple for "perpetualness". Thus it cancels out any effect that would be possible due to natural selection.

    There are no words that rhyme with orange.

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