Steve Jobs goes to the doctor...


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  1. tekonus

    tekonus Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Steve jobs walks into his doctors office clutching his abdomen in pain. He says to the doctor "I think something went wrong with my liver transplant, doc..."

    The doctor jots some things down on his clip board, looks up at Steve and says "I'm pretty sure you're just holding it wrong..."
     

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  2. thelonewizard

    thelonewizard Well-Known Member

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    That, sir, is funny.
     
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    I heard that the doc prescribed him 50 cc's. Of duct tape
     
  4. tekonus

    tekonus Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    No, he prescribed him a giant rubber band to put around him, but if he didn't want the rubber band he was told he could get a full refund on the liver.
     
  5. stainlessray

    stainlessray Well-Known Member

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    but he chose to keep the liver cus it was an i-liver ....

    "but you could have a better liver"

    I DONT CARE


    "a faster liver"

    I DONT CARE


    "a liver that will build you an island"

    I DONT CARE
     
  6. tekonus

    tekonus Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    He should just be glad it wasn't an HTC Evo-liver. He'd have to plug it in to charge twice a day.
     
  7. sakmaster

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    The problem with his liver is that it doesn't have true multitasking, it can't filter the blood, break down fat, or do any other of the livers many functions at the same time.
     
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    But it doesnt have to because it does each thing so perfectly it doesnt matter that its one at a time!
     
  9. LoyalServant

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    Come on guys.. it's one thing to call him out for being a jerk or say his products suck or that he cons his customers... it's another thing to make fun of the guys health.

    I don't think it's funny personally.
     
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    I thought it was pretty funny :D
     
  12. tekonus

    tekonus Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Why should we care? Not like he's a normal person who has to wait for a liver transplant. He throws around some money and gets flown wherever he needs to be to get it instantly from only the best doctors.
     
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    LoyalServant Well-Known Member

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    Your right.. he can buy his own liver.
    I am not debating his pocketbook, but like I said.... I don't think it's the least bit funny to rag on the guys health.
    Some lines you should not cross, never know when it comes back around.

    If you don't like the fly-n-buy organ markets, take it up with the legislature.
     
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    why? they don't care what we think....

    but the liver wouldn't drop the most important function even while it did hold a charge....

    i don't care
     
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