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[Member243850]

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Every 1 on Jersey Isle... however the great Stinkus with his great super human mind (even without his head) made a giant cat killing ray gun, and shot the FAT cat right between the eyes...

Everyone had a great feast on the cats body...

But Stinky was evil and designed a super soldier drug that makes you super fast and strong like super man but without the kryptonite rubbish weakness... and took it!

He became like a mini God and started killing left right and center

So then...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Then the RENEGADE PHASE KILLER KAT looked direct into the camera and meowed..saying...

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[Yeahha]

I need to eat ears, rico give me your...

 

[karandpr]

crackers .Rico ofcourse refused .He took out his razr phone and loaded the nyan cat animation .The cat popped on Stinky Stinky who now is Stinky Slinky

Spoiler

Nyan Cat [original] - YouTube

 

[Yeahha]

Upon receiving his new name stinky decided to try to go down some stairs, this was a bad idea as when he started going down...

 

[karandpr]

The stairs rearranged themselves and aligned to a penrose staircase formation . Stinky ."Is this a dream ."
Yeahha ,who is no longer Yeahjakker , whispers to Rico "we need to plant the idea"

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.....

 

[Yeahha]

Rico then takes a baggy filled with an unknown plant and finds some seeds in it. He takes the seeds and grabs slinky and yells for yeahha to get some dirt. Once yeahha shows up with the dirt they...

 

[karandpr]

start planting a beanstock and dare stinky to climb.Stink starts climbing the beanstock and then ...

 

[Yeahha]

falls and gets all tangled up

Yeahha and Rico try but fail to untangle him, then Karandpr shows up and says...

 

[karandpr]

"Remember the training Stinky" and vanishes .Of course stinky remembers his potty training .......

 

[Yeahha]

and promptly urinates on Rico who...

 

[karandpr]

says to yeahha "its gonna be harder to crack stinky then we thought"
yeahha ,"lets go code gamma"
.....

 

[Yeahha]

Rico runs off only to return with a torch, they quickly melt stinky into a small vat of molten metal and get out a mold to reform stinky into a ...

 

[karandpr]

Slinky

Rico ."Lets get out of this dream "
Yeahha "What dream "
.....................

 

[Rico ANDROID]

crackers .Rico ofcourse refused .He took out his razr phone and loaded the nyan cat animation .The cat popped on Stinky Stinky who now is Stinky Slinky

Spoiler

Nyan Cat [original] - YouTube

Flashback: by this time , "Karan Van DPR" was eating his fav snack "JEFF Peanut Butter".. Karan van DPR later saw "Stinky's Slinky after he ate a Hersheys Choco bar.. he started getting those "suppressed freeky feelings" for the Stink's Slink AGAIN, and said out LOUD... "Hay HAAY hay! i wonder what would happen if the Stink put his slink in my penut BUTTer?

Spoiler

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (Commercial, 1980) - YouTube

 

[karandpr]

We now return to regular......................timeline which I think is normal .

Rico ,"We have succeeded !! Everyone knows Stinky by the name Stinky Slinky not Stinky Stinky . "
Yeahha "Good times dude ,good times "
........

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Ditto, Karan the DPR, my friend, Ditto!!! All good times!... and now that the LEGENDARY "Stinky Stinky" is now "Stinky Slinky - formerly known as Stinky Stinky", ...

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"this could mean a whole new ERA
on Android Forums as WEEEE know it!!

(props: enter suspense sound byte here..)

 

[Member243850]

BUT because Stinky Slinky harassed the evil admin on the android forums empire known as the Sinister Phases and because Stinky Slinky called his really really HUGE cat a fat kitty... he was banashed never too be seenz ever again... like the plague...

The Stinky Slinky said to his mom:

"mom If you don't wash your Slinky... does it get Stinky!?"

His mom then said...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

..(rather raspilly...)..Well SON, i am beginning to wonder now... hmm.. we all know thres only ONE WAY to get your SLINKY STINKY..... .come here son,, first let me ask you before we have "that talk".... Just HOW stinky IS your slinky?!?

 

[Yeahha]

"It ranks a 8.2 on the stankometer mom"

His mom replied "WTF is a stankometer?"

Stinky explained...

 

[karandpr]

."Bubba hubba Mobies squeaky "

Yeahjakker wakes up from his Dream

Rico "two more levels to go "

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[Yeahha]

Yeahjakker takes out a 20 sided die and rolls it to confirm reality. Rico then says "its time we must...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

....Induct Stinky's Slinky into the Hall of DeFamed... While still in Realm #2 of this odd dream, (.....or.....IS it a dream?......)... Karan The DPR chose to facilitate the ceremonies while yeahjakker and his 20 sided die, took charge of carnival events...meantime,..the very proud..Stinky took his slinky and...

 

[Yeahha]

Smelled it, his face went pale and he exclaimed "this is no 8.2 on the stankometer it is more like a 5 I will stank up this Slinky some by...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Finding the first "source" to stink his slink....At which time, Karan The DPR ran in one direction, yeahjakker split into, yeahha ran one way while Hijakker ran and tripped while attempting to run the other way... rico swung up into the highest tree and yelled..."STINKEY! ...HEY S T I N K A A A A Y!... g o e e e e z I e on hijacakker will yah?... Hijakker just lay there with the biggest grin on his...