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  1. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member
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    Q: What are you doing at the Yak store?

    A: Oh come on, that's not funny.
     

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  2. Yeahha

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    Hahaha Someone replaced your lube with super glue?

    I wasn't ninja'd
     
  3. agentc13

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    Q: Why don't you get married?

    A: Not until she takes it to the cleaner.
     
  4. doctorfrylock

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    Q: Where did my pizza go?
    A: Pickles and bananas make a great smoothie.
     
  5. 9to5cynic

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    Q: What ingredients make a great smoothie?

    A: Not the red one!
     
  6. karandpr

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  7. 9to5cynic

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    What button do I press?

    A: Strings make up everything!
     
  8. agentc13

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    Q: Have you ever heard of particle physics?

    A: It always get cold when he enters the room.
     
  9. 9to5cynic

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    Q: It's gotten chilly just now, hasn't it?
    A: Pokemon hat.
     
  10. karandpr

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    Q what's the latest solid investment these days

    A gotta catch them all
     
  11. 9to5cynic

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    Q: How many hats are you gonna get?

    A: Vomit.
     
  12. Yeahha

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    Q: What type spray are you wearing today?

    A: Time was out half an hour ago
     
  13. doctorfrylock

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    Q: How do i turn back on time?

    A :Oranges make a great wristband.
     
  14. 9to5cynic

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    Q: When did the clock stop?

    A: Streetlights need to be painted before dark.
     
  15. Yeahha

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    Q Boss if they cut the power how are we gonna see to work?

    A 400 naked midgets
     
  16. 9to5cynic

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    Q: Sir, is there anything in the car I need to know about? (police officer says to yeahha ;))


    A: It's not mine. That is not mine!
     
  17. Yeahha

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    Q Sir, why do you have all those midgets?

    A I never missed it until I had it removed
     
  18. agentc13

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    Q: Why is this large black latex object in your luggage sir?

    A: Nine large mice and one blind giraffe.
     
  19. Yeahha

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    Q So if you could have any pets in the world what would you choose?

    A No that wasn't the right one
     
  20. karandpr

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    Q is the blind giraffe on the right ?

    A that was a cynic selling wigs
     
  21. Yeahha

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    Q Anyone know where I can get a merkin?

    A Google is not your friend
     
  22. 9to5cynic

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    Q: hey, my friend google is having a party - wanna go with me?

    A: You need a mint.
     
  23. Yeahha

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    Q: Does this dress make my butt look big?

    A: Wow you really are that dumb
     
  24. doctorfrylock

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    Q: who? 9to5cynic? :D:D

    A: somebody's watchin our every move
     
  25. 9to5cynic

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    Q: Do you know where I can by a hat, I'm looking for one made of tinfoil...? ;)

    A: The city lights are out.
     

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