The "Dumb Criminals" thread...

[rootabaga]

Occasionally you read one of those stories and just shake your head; like the guy who tried to steal an ATM with a chain attached to his truck bumper...and when the ATM stayed in the wall and his bumper fell off, he fled the scene...leaving his bumper behind...with the license plate still attached. DOH!

Anyway, here's a current story...you gotta love this dodo.

LIMA, Ohio — An Ohio man on the run from police sent officers a selfie because he hates his mugshot.

Donald A “Chip” Pugh, 45, is wanted by police in connection with several crimes.

After police shared Pugh’s mugshot on social media, he sent police a new photo with the caption:

“Here is a better photo that one is terrible.”

Full article:
Fugitive sends police a selfie because he hates his mugshot

 

[Deleted User]

Haha! Good one. Here's another example of a dumb criminal who attempted to steal a python by shoving it down his pants. Now let me see, pythons kill by squeezing.. really hard. Not sure I'd want that kind of animal anywhere near my sensitive bits

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35279313

 

[shalemail]

Here's a couple. (Including one I tripped over while looking at local events in Vegas for my trip this weekend. - And before anyone asks, no this was not on the to-do list.)

https://news.yahoo.com/couple-accused-sex-act-vegas-strip-observation-wheel-003026828.html

And, because if you're gonna rob someone might as well have it your way.

https://news.yahoo.com/police-woman-wanted-duo-rob-restaurant-where-she-141838211.html

Enjoy!

 

[dan330]

And, because if you're gonna rob someone might as well have it your way.

https://news.yahoo.com/police-woman-wanted-duo-rob-restaurant-where-she-141838211.html

Enjoy!

then can I assume she asked a total stranger to help her with this heist?
WHY???

I am no criminal mastermind... but would you trust someone you do not know?
if I did ask one of my trusted friends.. would they rat me out?

yeah.. stupid !!!