In the beginning, God made people, and he told them not to eat a certain fruit, which he placed in a convenient location. And when they did, he cursed them and all their descendants to a life of suffering! Then he looked one day and saw that people were naughty, so he flooded the earth and committed the first mass massacre ever, and didn't even spare the innocent children. Then he asked Abraham to kill his own son, and rewarded him for agreeing to do it! (Call me crazy but a decent person would pass such a cruel test by NOT agreeing to do it. Abraham, the father of the so-called Abrahamic religions, most definitely failed a very basic moral test). Then God asked the Pharaoh of a Egypt, through Moses, to free the Hebrews, but according to the Bible he "hardened" the Pharaoh's heart so as to not comply, and God responded by slaughtering all the firstborns of Egypt, none of whom had anything to do with their Pharaoh's decision. Then God led the Jews to the Promised Land, and ordered them to slaughter and enslave countless men, women and children, often explicitly demanding that they leave no one alive, and punishing them for failing to do so. Then God agrees to let Satan kill all of Job's children, to test Job's faith! And of course, the grand finale: God sends Jesus to let us know that we are all "filthy rags" deserving of eternal punishment for failing to be perfect like God (some perfection!) And since we're all undeserving criminals, he won't just let it go. He requires a blood sacrifice, his own son, to quench his revengeful rage (like any blood thirsty beast in the jungle). And all we need to do is admit that we are indeed deserving of the lake of fire, to escape this impending divine holocaust. And they call this fantastical list of crimes against our reason and humanity the "Good Book", the supreme moral standard that we must strive to meet! The world has gone mad.