Batteries charge, people sleep. What do flies do?
I swallowed a fly...quick find me a spider...
Tried to kill a spider a moment ago, I missed, little jerk is lost, dropped to the floor. Hiding away, waiting for revenge. In one month, when I stop posting, it's because a spider has murdered me. Call the police mods, let them know.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"
He said he was being secretly filmed without his permission...like most times you are secretly filmed...
There are two trees in the forest. One is a tall, thick straight tree - very proud. The other is crooked and bends all over. Every day, the straight tree says to the crooked on that he should be more straight.
This goes on for years. Eventually, loggers come to the forest. The boss says "cut down all the straight trees," and to this day the crooked tree still stands, growing.
That was so beautiful...
A rolling stone gathers no satisfaction...
Build a man a fire and he stays warm for tonight.
Set man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life. :sly:
Censorship is like when a man is forced to eat milk because the baby can't eat steak.
Even at your worst you are better than someone else.
Some babies smell like corn chips and monkey butt.
Cucumber slices reduce puffiness under your eyes...Jalpeno slices do not...
Good to know! I'll try to keep that in mind.
Why do you think my avatar wears an eyepatch?
Oh, I don't know. Tragic accident involving knitting needles?
If you learn to disco and break dance you too may one day save the world
Invisible robot fish
The best way to not blink when you get your picture taken is to remove your eyelids
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Rhetorical questions do not get rhetorical answers
Now we all now that water flow and water can crash but where does the peanut butter hide the... "stash"?
This game rocks!
The time rip in the space time consortium has had a massive influx of robot ninja mokeys that have now attacked the palace!
To arms soldiers!
For the king!
If I told you that a balloon was made of pig fat and donkey nuggets then I would have to tell you that the world is flat... yes as flat as a pan cake and that is no filthy lie, because what goes around comes around like if you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round.
(I demand this thread should be stickified!)
I don't think this needs to be a sticky
Being wasted is a terrible thing to mind
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