The nonsequitur game


Last Updated: 2012-05-21 13:01:32
  1. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    Batteries charge, people sleep. What do flies do?

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  2. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    I swallowed a fly...quick find me a spider...
  3. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    Tried to kill a spider a moment ago, I missed, little jerk is lost, dropped to the floor. Hiding away, waiting for revenge. In one month, when I stop posting, it's because a spider has murdered me. Call the police mods, let them know.
  4. Metroid Prime

    Metroid Prime Oil Can!!! Oil Can!!! VIP Member

    Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"
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  5. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    He said he was being secretly filmed without his permission...like most times you are secretly filmed...
  6. 9to5cynic

    9to5cynic Well-Known Member

    There are two trees in the forest. One is a tall, thick straight tree - very proud. The other is crooked and bends all over. Every day, the straight tree says to the crooked on that he should be more straight.

    This goes on for years. Eventually, loggers come to the forest. The boss says "cut down all the straight trees," and to this day the crooked tree still stands, growing.
  7. Metroid Prime

    Metroid Prime Oil Can!!! Oil Can!!! VIP Member

    That was so beautiful...
  8. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    A rolling stone gathers no satisfaction...
  9. brotherswing

    brotherswing Well-Known Member

    Build a man a fire and he stays warm for tonight.

    Set man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life. :sly:
  10. Metroid Prime

    Metroid Prime Oil Can!!! Oil Can!!! VIP Member

    Censorship is like when a man is forced to eat milk because the baby can't eat steak.:p
  11. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    Even at your worst you are better than someone else.
  12. brotherswing

    brotherswing Well-Known Member

    Some babies smell like corn chips and monkey butt.
  13. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    Cucumber slices reduce puffiness under your eyes...Jalpeno slices do not...
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  14. brotherswing

    brotherswing Well-Known Member

    Good to know! I'll try to keep that in mind.
  15. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    Why do you think my avatar wears an eyepatch? :p
  16. brotherswing

    brotherswing Well-Known Member

    Oh, I don't know. Tragic accident involving knitting needles?
  17. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    If you learn to disco and break dance you too may one day save the world
  18. brotherswing

    brotherswing Well-Known Member

    Invisible robot fish
  19. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    The best way to not blink when you get your picture taken is to remove your eyelids
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  20. brotherswing

    brotherswing Well-Known Member

    Celibacy is not hereditary.
  21. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    Rhetorical questions do not get rhetorical answers
  22. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member

    Now we all now that water flow and water can crash but where does the peanut butter hide the... "stash"?

    (lol!

    This game rocks!

    Subscribin...)
  23. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member

    The time rip in the space time consortium has had a massive influx of robot ninja mokeys that have now attacked the palace!

    To arms soldiers!

    For the king!

    XD
  24. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member

    If I told you that a balloon was made of pig fat and donkey nuggets then I would have to tell you that the world is flat... yes as flat as a pan cake and that is no filthy lie, because what goes around comes around like if you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round.

    :)D)

    (I demand this thread should be stickified!)
  25. Yeahha

    Yeahha Usually off topic VIP Member

    I don't think this needs to be a sticky :D

    Being wasted is a terrible thing to mind
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