The Spell Checker


Last Updated: 2011-03-09 06:51:57
  1. ardchoille

    ardchoille Well-Known Member

    How far can you get through this before having to slow down?

    I have a spelling checker
    It came with my PC
    It plane lee marks four my revue
    Miss steaks aye can knot see.

    Eye ran this poem threw it
    Your sure real glad two no
    Its very polished in its weigh,
    My checker tolled me sew.

    A checker is a blessing
    It freeze yew lodes of thyme
    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
    And aides me when aye rime.

    Each frays comes posed up on my screen
    Eye trussed too bee a joule
    The checker pours o'er every word
    To cheque sum spelling rule.

    Bee fore a veiling checkers
    Hour spelling mite decline,
    And if we're laks oar have a laps,
    We wood bee maid too wine.

    Butt now bee cause my spelling
    Is checked with such grate flare,
    There are know faults with in my cite,
    Of nun eye am a wear.

    Now spelling does not phase me,
    It does knot bring a tier
    My pay purrs awl due glad den
    With wrapped words fare as hear.

    To rite with care is quite a feet
    Of witch won should be proud,
    And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
    Sew flaws are knot aloud.

    Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
    Such soft wear four pea seas,
    And why eye brake in two averse
    Buy righting want too please.

    I slowed down a little on the third line, and had to slow down even more in the third paragraph. I noticed I was getting closer and closer to the screen with each paragraph, lol.

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