The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop


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  1. twospirits

    twospirits AF's janitor Moderator

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    Here I am minding my own damn business, replying to a few posts and I hear this ungodly buzzing noise. Thinking its a fly, I grab a bottle of Fly spray. The noise gets louder but now sounds like flapping wings. I turn and see a bat.

    I scream.
    I panic.
    I spray it.

    The bat makes a howling scream and coughs and then slaps me with its wing. I fall head on onto my keyboard.

    Next thing I know I feel a sharp pain on my neck. Tingling feel all over my body. A light, I see a light. I yell "I see a bright sunny light" A female voice responds "Not for long you won't".

    Darkeness before me. I get up and feel rather thristy for some reason.
    I turn to the open window and see the bat flying away.
    i see a business card next the to the keyboard saying "Come to the Undead Den"

    Damn it i still feel that pain in my neck. Anyone have a mirror so i can see.

    TS
     

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  2. StarScream2109

    StarScream2109 Well-Known Member Developer

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    Ahh nice of you to join us TS :D need a drink?
     
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  3. OfTheDamned

    OfTheDamned The Friendly Undead VIP Member This Topic's Starter

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    I have good news and bad news, TS.

    Bad news:

    No reflection.
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    Good news:

    I picked up some light reading for all of you.

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  4. twospirits

    twospirits AF's janitor Moderator

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    Strange, I got this red drink from that automated robot down the hall (you would think it would be a Samsung robot, but its from some company named jerofld) and yet i still feel thirsty. I am starting to even tear red and my fingers are starting to write in red as well. pretty cool and creapy at the same time.

    TS out
     
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    StarScream2109 Well-Known Member Developer

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    Nice to have robot vampires around :)
     
  6. Atma

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    For my fallen comrades :bawling:


     
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    Does a robot vampire drink hydrolic fluid as opposed to deisal?
     
  8. jerofld

    jerofld Fixing stuff is not easy VIP Member

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    I appreciate that I was instantly thought of by a homicidal maniac that is on a killing spree.

    Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.
     
  9. StarScream2109

    StarScream2109 Well-Known Member Developer

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    i prefer energon :)
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  10. jerofld

    jerofld Fixing stuff is not easy VIP Member

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    I was thinking more of oil. Like Mom's Oil on Futurama.
     
  11. StarScream2109

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    sweet sweet energon!
     
  12. twospirits

    twospirits AF's janitor Moderator

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    No, they just hang out in Hospitals alot, looking for the hemochromatosis patients.

    TS
     
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  14. OfTheDamned

    OfTheDamned The Friendly Undead VIP Member This Topic's Starter

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    I felt it fit in perfectly with the theme. :D
     
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    twospirits AF's janitor Moderator

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    As most of you know I work in a hospital and since i'm still thirsty, the blood bank is no more. So I went to the pharmacy and was trying out a few combinations to satisfy this thirst for blood. I've come close but a side effect is that I end up writing in blood some of the time. Strangely enough, it comes and goes in the forum, but not in the lounge or in mods corner. I still write, and cry in blood.

    But my quest continues for a cure.

    TS
     
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  17. BabyBlues

    BabyBlues Trouble Just Finds Me! VIP Member

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    Wow. I feel kinda funny now. At first I thought it was just the flying now I know what was really going on.
     
  18. StarScream2109

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    Enjoy the darkness :)
     
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    OfTheDamned The Friendly Undead VIP Member This Topic's Starter

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    Sorry, mid-flight turnings lead to much worse jet lag.
     
  20. StarScream2109

    StarScream2109 Well-Known Member Developer

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    So who's got the keg of blood? I sure am mighty thristy :evil:
     
  21. OfTheDamned

    OfTheDamned The Friendly Undead VIP Member This Topic's Starter

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    Why use a keg?

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. StarScream2109

    StarScream2109 Well-Known Member Developer

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    Oh even better ON TAP! :evil:
     
  23. BabyBlues

    BabyBlues Trouble Just Finds Me! VIP Member

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    Its alright. At least you did it on the return leg which leaves me in the middle of NYC - plenty of food here!
     
  24. StarScream2109

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    Enjoy your feast BB :)
     
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  25. StarScream2109

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    This will be fun :) a staff wipe vampire infection I shall savor every last drop of blood :vamp:
     

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