Antivirus was disabled when I began the process. Uninstalling it now.
Edit: Well that didn't do the trick either, or after a restart. Going to try another computer, this one is relatively perforated with LG crap after having gone through test mode fix with an LG Esteem.
Edit Mark 2: Okay, been across three PCs now, one running Win7, one running Vista and another running XP. Uninstalled antivirus on each of them just to try to get this going, as it seemed to be the driver missing (i.e. not installing) that caused all this issue. Nutshell: Still not installing on any computer. So, I went googling for LGMobileDL.dll, found it, dropped it in the folder that UpTestEX_mod2_marwin.exe is in, and the app opens. Buuuuuuut, can't do anything with it. Maybe I need someone to explain the steps to me like I am four, but I don't see what I could possibly be missing or doing differently from these instructions as they are given. Had to google around for
msxml.msi as well as it was not linked here either, could this be part of the issue I'm having? I appreciate anybody's help, I'd love to have my phone back.
Edit 3, Attack of the Edits: I might add, I hear the USB connect/disconnect sound constantly as I have this phone plugged up in the emergency/download mode. It's just not searching for drivers or anything, pretty sure they are all there and already installed.
Edit 4, Dammit to Hell: Well, looks like my problem is that I followed the instructions a little too closely. msxml.msi, as well as the dll file, are all in the KDZ zip, which I didn't bother extracting yet as I'd not reached that point in the instructions.