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We Only Lie 33% of the Time

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  1. AndroJar

    AndroJar Member

    I joined AF today.
    I have a 4 years old kid.
    I am a rockstar.

  2. kraziejedi

    kraziejedi Well-Known Member

    ROCKSTAR LIE!!!!!!!

    I Work For Apple iOS
    I Hate Lord Of The Rings
    I Have Dr. Dre Autograph
  3. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    They are ALL lies! ..horrible horrible lies!!!:p
  4. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra= VIP Member

    I'm hoping you do work for Apple, but I think it's the lie. :p

    - My uncle worked for the Merv Griffin Show

    - I'm immune to black widow venom

    - In 1979 I witnessed a murder in Toronto.
  5. kraziejedi

    kraziejedi Well-Known Member

    Well i do work for Apple, Tech Supprt for iOS. if u check my Occupation on my profile it would have knocked that out!
    i Think Immune to black widow venom is the lie here

    I Smoke Wacky Tobacky
    I Drive a Dodge Stratus R/T 3.0
    I have Mac, Linux and Windows on my PC
  6. kraziejedi

    kraziejedi Well-Known Member

    Well...technically, your right... but only one!
  7. jetx2x

    jetx2x Well-Known Member Developer

    You don't drive a Stratus :p

    I'm actually 21
    I just watched the lorax
    I was just coding 3 apps simultaneously
  8. kraziejedi

    kraziejedi Well-Known Member

    CORRECT!!! i Own a Stratus R/T 3.0 but the engine is in pieces acorss my garage. Sanding the Intake and Painting the head while cleaning the inside out still!
    Your not 21, your in high School! hehe

    I Make Custom BootAnis
    I Sleep By Myself ( most nights )
    I Own 2 Ferrets
  9. AntimonyER

    AntimonyER AF Addict VIP Member

    I'm gonna guess the sleep by yourself. Gotta have Mr. Teddy! ;)

    Alright, let's try this out:

    1. I'm married to an Olympic Silver Medallist.
    2. I can hop in a Gulfstream whenever I want.
    3. I have been personally been given a hand gesture from the President of the United States.
  10. Mehta23

    Mehta23 Well-Known Member

    No. Mehta isn't my first name.


    I reckon you've tried to trick us.... So ill say the lie is the hand gesture from the president.
  11. AntimonyER

    AntimonyER AF Addict VIP Member

    Haha, nope, I received a thumbs up from George W. while I was standing by myself on an airport access road when his convoy drove past.

    The lie was #1, she is a GOLD Medallist. :D (ok, it was the Junior Olympics, not the full fledged ones :D.
  12. kraziejedi

    kraziejedi Well-Known Member

    HA, didnt state it was World olympics, just said olympics!!!
  13. kraziejedi

    kraziejedi Well-Known Member

    and no...i do sleep by my slef ( most of the time ). i have 3 ferrets! and they are funny!!!!

    ok, may be my last one cause im running out of things to say....

    i Make Custom Live Wallpapers
    i have personally talked to Snoop Dogg ( as quick as it was )
    i have a turtle named Lucky
  14. Davdi

    Davdi Well-Known Member Contributor

    I'd say #3 is the lie (#2 is just odd enough to be true)

    Here's 3.

    My car's been rear-ended twice - bothe times it was undamages and the car that hit me was a wite-off.

    I danced with Mrs. Thatcher at a Conservative Conference Ball (Before she became P.M.)

    I've written more lines of COBOL than any other programming language
  15. Hadron

    Hadron Well-Known Member Contributor

    I'm going with the car. Maggie before she was PM and writing COBOL are both of the same era ;)

    Let me try:

    1. I'm left-handed
    2. I've worked at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
    3. I've been quoted on Have I Got News For You (UK news quiz TV comedy show)
  16. Frisco

    Frisco =Luceat Lux Vestra= VIP Member

    Now why would we cheat and check profiles? :p :D

    I've been told I do have an immunity to spider venom, three types (not about to test it on other deadly species) including brown recluse, the widow and the type wolf and most "wood spiders" inject.

    The widow immunity got "tested" one day working flooring in an old kiosk at an animal park.. dozens of bites and plenty of venom injected by them. Went to hospital as precaution along with two others (who got quite ill and required anti-venom and treatment). Doc sent me back to work, quite puzzled and amazed. Turns out some people just don't react to some spider venom.

    I'll leave out three more "facts" about me for a while. :D
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  17. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    I say you are not left handed!
  18. Hadron

    Hadron Well-Known Member Contributor

    No, I am sinister. ;) Or gauche if you prefer.

    I've never worked at Fermilab - CERN (Geneva), DESY (Hamburg) and SLAC (Palo Alto), but I've never been to FNAL.
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  19. AndroidMoo

    AndroidMoo Well-Known Member

    WTF did I just read?

    Microsoft sam can't say soy correctly
    I backed gamestick
    I use a radio as my speaker
  20. kraziejedi

    kraziejedi Well-Known Member

    2Nd was the Lie... ive only met him which was a watup, quick hand shake and handed the blunt ( Up In Smoke Tour ). my Turtle is freakin awesome!!!
  21. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    wt...hecknstuff? um....I'm with you AMOO....

    wait what?
  22. Hadron

    Hadron Well-Known Member Contributor

    That I've worked in several accelerator labs, but not the one I'd claimed.

    Or if you meant the first sentence, both gauche and sinister are derived from words meaning "left" (French and Latin respectively).

    (Sorry, it was late last night & clarity had gone to bed!)

    Ok, let's try again:

    1. I have basic circus skills

    2. I drive an 11 year old car with large dents

    3. I've never been South of the Equator
  23. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    ok.... I just LOL at the basic circus skills comment!

    hahaha! :)
  24. Hadron

    Hadron Well-Known Member Contributor

    But is it true? ;)
  25. huh

    huh Well-Known Member

    circus skills can not be the lie because that made me laugh therefor, you have clownin skills:)

    I say #3 is the Lie and you have been south of the equator

    1 I have met one of the presidents of the US
    2 I have been swimming with sharks in the open ocean
    3 I have written and published a novel

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