What do you do while pooping?

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  1. cipher6

    cipher6 Well-Known Member

    I'm board at work hence this silly post.

    Everytime I go to the bathroom I take my phone and catch up on some news reading... I also hear almost everyone else fiddling with their phones in the stalls...
    When on the pot, what do you do with your phone, if anything? Texting, angry birds, news... take pics? :>

  2. TheGoatLantern

    TheGoatLantern Well-Known Member

    I do what every read blooded american male does on the can

    play angry birds...
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  3. dan330

    dan330 Well-Known Member

    i push and grunt...

    and pissed off.. that I forgot my cell again!
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  4. NYCHitman1

    NYCHitman1 Gun for Hire Developer

    I usually call my fiancee lol.
  5. AndroidSPCS

    AndroidSPCS Well-Known Member

    Nasty. I don't touch my phone while I'm doing my thing.
  6. jamor

    jamor Well-Known Member

    I smear it all over the walls like I used to when I was in jail.

    So much for old habits dying hard.
  7. cipher6

    cipher6 Well-Known Member

    Why not? You getting it on your hands?
  8. nyydynasty

    nyydynasty Well-Known Member

    i text people, telling them I'm thinking of them while on the can.
  9. NYCHitman1

    NYCHitman1 Gun for Hire Developer

    Lol, my fiancee knows when I call that I'm taking a shit. She'll pick up the phone and say is it diarrhea or solid today? (I could just scream across our apt but I prefer to place the phone call)
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  10. ChiTownJim

    ChiTownJim Well-Known Member

    I either sit down take my shit wipe and leave or I'll chill and text some people , check my email or facebook whatever
  11. olbriar

    olbriar Moderator Moderator

    It's a quite time, great for catching up on those emails.
  12. ScorpDX

    ScorpDX Well-Known Member

    I use the fart app to annoy people in the stall beside me, especially if it's one of those who likes to talk on the phone!
  13. jroidOes

    jroidOes Member

    What the hells wrong with you !!!!lol you put your hand in your ass
  14. Slug

    Slug Check six! Moderator

    I envy you people. The last place I'd want to spend any more time than the minimum necessary for "mission accomplished" is my work toilets! :eek:

    Entertaining thread, so please keep it on the right side of gross. :)
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  15. ImaYam

    ImaYam Well-Known Member


    I use my phone... of course!! usually, however, my #2's are much faster than my #1's.

    ALso, to the people who complain saying 'you get it on your hands'. What the hell are you talking about??

    step 1; Pull down seat
    step 2; Pull down pants, grab phone.
    step 3; have a seat on the porcelain throne and do your business.
    step 4; PLace phone aside, flush.
    Step 5; Wash hands, then take phone.

    Feel free to print out the said guide and refer to it next time.
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  16. Stinky Stinky

    Stinky Stinky Well-Known Member



    Awesome thread! :)

    Well when I am taking a gigantic dump on the John I like to inhale the fumes that smell better than i do :)

    Hell everything smells better than I do :(
  17. Tuck the Johnson under the seat with the left, browse Reddit and Google Reader with the right.
  18. Remordere

    Remordere Well-Known Member

    I am a huge bathroom reader. Here's the pictures of books by my toilet.

    I can't seem to concentrate doing my thing without reading (unless its just pee).
  19. Gbert88

    Gbert88 Active Member

    lol......to funny. i call or text my wife. if not i'll use my android to surf the web or play doodle jump or so forth. if that gets boring which it never does i got truckin magazines in there.
  20. Mr. Boom

    Mr. Boom Well-Known Member

    DUDE! What the hell is that around the bottom of the toilet, behind where the bolt goes? :eek:
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  21. dan330

    dan330 Well-Known Member

    it aint what you think it is! LOL
  22. Remordere

    Remordere Well-Known Member

    It's very bad repair, that's what it is -.-
  23. davidnmegan6907

    davidnmegan6907 Well-Known Member

    When I'm on toilet I make sure to be on af giving "shitty" advice. Haha ;)
  24. NightAngel79

    NightAngel79 Bounty Hunter Administrator Moderator

    Well right by the knuckle of my thumb i always seem to... um.... nvrmd.....
    Dude! You totally left 'Wipe' out of there!! What kind of a savage are you!!

    What a piece of sh*t thread!!:p
  25. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday VIP Member

    I always come out of the bathroom looking like this:

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