Why'd the Android cross the road...


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  1. nick325i

    nick325i Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    To get a piece of Apple's pie!

    Fill in your joke ending...
     

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  2. vincentp

    vincentp Well-Known Member

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    Why didn't the iPhone user cross the road?

    The road was rejected from the app store.



    I know. It's not really a joke, but it makes me smile.
     
  3. lekky

    lekky Lover VIP Member

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    Because it was free to do as it pleased
     
  4. aloha hailey

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    to get to the other side,... (dorky)
     
  5. stinky

    stinky Well-Known Member

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    because it's D**k was stuck in the chicken?
     
  6. lekky

    lekky Lover VIP Member

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    Why did the Android cross the road... whilst playing a game?

    Because is not an iPhone. :D
     
  7. nick325i

    nick325i Well-Known Member This Topic's Starter

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    Because he didn't have to pay 99 cents to do so...
     
  8. ScottishTaz

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    To get away from the travesty that is called Apple.
    Might not make you laugh but it did for me :)
     
  9. Doit2it

    Doit2it Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Because Wertago said there was a kickin' party over there.
     
  10. Doit2it

    Doit2it Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Duh, to get away from the Zombies on the radar!
     
  11. kabbie_mcfeely

    kabbie_mcfeely Well-Known Member

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    Why did the Droid cross the road ?

    -To show the iphone how to do it.

    -Because he could without dropping the call.
     
  12. travisr528

    travisr528 Well-Known Member

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    To eat an apple....
    <---- See left
     
  13. stamets303

    stamets303 Active Member

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    It didn't....it just made the road cross under it....it's just that damn good
     
  14. Doit2it

    Doit2it Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Payback....because the road crossed it first! :mad:
     
  15. Android_LIFE

    Android_LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Because it can :p

    (or Because it does, "Droid Does")
     
  16. bigdroid

    bigdroid Well-Known Member

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    To prove to the iPhone it could be done and the WinMo phone, the blackberry phone, the dumb phone and etc etc.
     
  17. pavirotten

    pavirotten Well-Known Member

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    To show everyone that it could do it better than the iPhone.
     
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    bigdroid Well-Known Member

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    To tell more people about it's OS!
     
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    pavirotten Well-Known Member

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    To prove its navigation feature works!
     
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    To throw its iPod in the trash.
     
  21. pavirotten

    pavirotten Well-Known Member

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    In the spirit of Tommy Chong (from Cheech & Chong or That 70's Show, depending on your age): To mess with your mind, man! The government says the Android doesn't exist, but, man, I've seen it, and it'll blow you away, man.
     
  22. Doit2it

    Doit2it Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Why did the Android cross the playground?





    To get to the other slide.

    Just read that on a Laffy Taffy wrapper
     
  23. Notahotshot

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    "Why did the Android cross the road?"

    To ban you for not sharing the Laffy Taffy!

    Sorry for the game crossover.
     
  24. Doit2it

    Doit2it Well-Known Member Contributor

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    It was chocolate too!
    I'd never had chocolate LT, but it was good.
    Now, 5 days later, I'm thinking I need to go to the candy store!
    So ban you for reminding me how good it was.
    Oh wait, that post should go somewhere else.
     
  25. HaunteD CoucH

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    because it was escaping the murder it committed on apple after dosing down the evidence in oxyclean.
     

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