A cougar is after me.

[avacomputers]

There is this cougar that after me and keeps telling me to call her Mrs. Robinson. She said It's a movie reference and said I'm too young to know what it means.

 

[HalfFrozen]

Do you have a big rifle?

 

[avacomputers]

It's bigger than one inch. Lol.

 

[Galaxyforme]

Make the most of it......


Mrs Robinson was a character (late 30's) in a film (The Graduate) that seduced a much younger guy... (Dustin Hoffman) .... Enjoy!!!! oh and the cougar bit.... is that something to do with them quietly creeping in your bed?

 

[3devious]

As a lady of almost cougar age, I advise you to fake your own death.

 

[avacomputers]

I'm 27. She's 38. Oh. Mrs. Robinson.

 

[avacomputers]

As a lady of almost cougar age, I advise you to fake your own death.

care to elaborate?

 

[HalfFrozen]

I would say.... Happy hunting!

 

[3devious]

So am I... If you are on the internet, you are not running fast enough.

 

[3devious]

care to elaborate?

Women in your age group are crazy... Those in mine are the same, have more experience in the ways of mental cruelty and their biological clock is ticking... You might not survive it. No body can prove the David Caradine went to Bangkok with a cougar, but my cousin's neighbor's hairdresser swore that she saw them together that day... You don't want to be found like that, do you?

 

[HalfFrozen]

Women in your age group are crazy... Those in mine are the same, have more experience in the ways of mental cruelty and their biological clock is ticking... You might not survive it. No body can prove the David Caradine went to Bangkok with a cougar, but my cousin's neighbor's hairdresser swore that she saw them together that day... You don't want to be found like that, do you?

A mans death? Hell yes!

 

[avacomputers]

Hey. I don't mind if I die after this one. This cougar is hot. And knows a good thing when she see it. Lol. I can't wait for work to be over. If I don't respond to this thread on Monday, please send help.

 

[HalfFrozen]

Where do I send the Genius book of World Records to again???

 

[avacomputers]

I prefer women of this age rather than girls my age. Maturity is a great quality.

 

[eyebeam]

Coo coo ca choo, avacomputers

 

[NYCHitman1]

I prefer women of this age rather than girls my age. Maturity is a great quality.

You won't be saying that when she calls you saying she's preggers tomorrow. LMFAO

 

[mkampy]

If you are trying to "get" with a cougar, drink lots of water, and bring some sandwich makin's

 

[ThreeDog]

go for it dude, she'll shag your brains out.

 

[avacomputers]

go for it dude, she'll shag your brains out.

That's what I'm hoping.

 

[ashykat]

I'm 27. She's 38. Oh. Mrs. Robinson.

Sounds awesome.

 

[avacomputers]

It seems that's what I'm attracting this week. Another cougar gave me her number today. Must be my new cologne. Hope everyone has a fun weekend.

 

[killadanny]

Sorry but I dont see the problem here.

 

[Delux]

YouTube - ‪Mrs.Robinson‬‎

Heres to you, Mrs.Robinson...LOL

Go for it my man

 

[Thefoodman52]

Just a question;

Why is when women start going out dating guys that are MUCH younger than them, they're called cougars, and then when guys try to do the same thing, they're either called creepy or horndogs? I'm just sayin...

 

[BiGMERF]

smash that!!