Ok, I recompiled everything...
Tried it 3-4 different times, as well as trying the old one. I eventually did get an error, no clue why it went through that one time. I restored a back up of CM6.0.0 RC3. Installed CM 6.0.0 Stable, no wipe. It booted. Installed theme from SB through ClockworkMod Recovery, no wipe, it booted. All is well.
I have absolutely no clue what the issue was, but I feel confident this corrected it. My apologies. Link is updated.