most epic forums post ever?

[gallandof]

so ive been reading this post for the past two days, and each page keeps getting better and better so I thought id pass it on here!

What happens when you borrow you Parents GT500 (The Driver is a member on here) - Page 31 - SVTPerformance

 

[tommy_ed]

i'm only about a third of the way through... and i'm gonna say YES hahaha

 

[gallandof]

page 10 is where it gets really good.

 

[eyebeam]

Call me old-school, but it begins and ends for me with the forum.bodybuilding.com thread that featured the guy who posted pics of his girlfriend posing with his car. You know who I'm talking about - This girl:

Not for the feint of heart. You've been warned.

Spoiler

Sadly, it was deleted long ago. But I'd bet even those of you who missed it, have run across variations/corruptions of pics of her. Oh man, I still laugh thinking about it.

 

[shawn1224]

Ha ha nice find … reading page 5 …

 

[Member138406]

this is pretty epic.. starts pretty slow tho lol.

 

[330D]

I. Can't. Stop. Reading......

 

[XplosiV]

Nice ...

 

[ScorpDX]

What's the point of keeping it local when the nation can enjoy your ****ups?

I just dropped my laptop laughing so hard!


Edit, an hour later and I'm on page 25. I can't stop reading!!! It's my day off and I have shit to do but I just can't hit the "X"......

 

[shawn1224]

No shit ... Ive been reading this off and on since yesterday and just when you think it hits full LULZ, it gets better ROFLMAO.

 

[dan330]

Grant is the poster boy for douchebags


funny shit to read

 

[dan330]

it got all lost.. with in fighting...


so what happened to Grant?

 

[ScorpDX]

so what happened to Grant?

In jail for Grand Theft Auto...thus the reason they changed his username

 

[NightAngel79]

So I'm on phone... can I get the cliff notes/summary...... lol

 

[dan330]

grant says he took his dad's gt500 on a joy ride
races around the country side...hits a deer...
brags to all his friends on the forum..

the car was babied.. only had 1300 miles on it..
now has 1700 miles...no longer mint condition
turns out he stole the car form a fellow forum member's father ...
whom grant thinks is like a father to him too...

Grant denies all..

till the member comes on and gives proof...

grant then says.. its only a car.. should his life be ruined fir it...

grant says its only a few hundred dollars with of damage...
NOTE: i used to work as a collision repair estimator.. and it is more like $3k.

everyone thinks he is a douchebag...

 

[NightAngel79]

grant says he took his dad's gt500 on a joy ride
races around the country side...hits a deer...
brags to all his friends on the forum..

the car was babied.. only had 1300 miles on it..
now has 1700 miles...no longer mint condition
turns out he stole the car form a fellow forum member's father ...
whom grant thinks is like a father to him too...

Grant denies all..

till the member comes on and gives proof...

grant then says.. its only a car.. should his life be ruined fir it...

grant says its only a few hundred dollars with of damage...
NOTE: i used to work as a collision repair estimator.. and it is more like $3k.

everyone thinks he is a douchebag...

This takes 25 pages?!?! Not sure if i wanna open THAT can of words......

 

[shawn1224]

I especially like the part when he said the owner of the car knew his mother for 34 years, longer than he knew his own wife and when Grant was just born. Almost like he thinks he's James' illegitimate son. LOL

 

[XplosiV]

This takes 25 pages?!?! Not sure if i wanna open THAT can of words......

More like 95 pages, but most of it is forum members jumping on the band wagon and slating grant, now they are all arranging a car meet for lunch before goin to grants funeral, er, I mean trial. Lol.

 

[ScorpDX]

This takes 25 pages?!?! Not sure if i wanna open THAT can of words......

It's actually up to almost 100 pages. I just made my post while at page 25.

 

[Pochi_X]

Rofl.

Bet they were smoking weed at that car, listen to how they speak!

 

[dan330]

when is the trail?

 

[ScorpDX]

when is the trail?

Didn't see anything on that. Just says he was arrested on 5/13. Probably haven't even set it for trial yet.

Assuming he even takes it to trial. Dumbass pretty much GAVE them a case. He's got no defense. Probably just plea it out.

 

[NightAngel79]

Yall are gonna intrigue me to death till i read that huh.... B*STARDS!!

 

[ScorpDX]

You can get the general idea in about the first 11 pages. After that it's just bashing back and forth. Just funny enough to keep reading.

 

[NightAngel79]

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn yous!! Damn yous all to HELL!!