For Stinky Slinky

[alostpacket]

I found this crawling on my monitor the other day:

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Talk about aggressively trying to get app dev tips....

 

[Member243850]

Hahaha!

I am loved after all!

Yak yak yak!

xD

I will raise you your puny pathetic Kite insect loser thingy with THIS brrruizer:

His name is Sam and he is the Dead Fruit Fly!

Don't be fooled though... he is a very intelligent and brilliant young fly!

This is Sam reading and trying to decypher an ancient Egytpian hieroglyphic artifact after he defeated the evil mummy Lord:

(Don't give up Sam! You are almost there bruizer!)

And this is an ancient one of a kind "Sun Fire Stone" that Sam discovered on his way to the moon:

AND THIS is Sam reading up on Nuclear Physics brrruizer!

And this is Sam trying to tap the "Settings" icon on his Huawei S7 Slim he just stole from some one... sadly he is just not heavy enough to press the button yet.

I am proud of you Sammy!!

Can your stupid puny stinky pathetic kite insect do any of that!?

Ha!

:')

 

[RottnJP]

You DO realize why he chose that bug for YOU, Stinky, right? It's not just ANY bug...

Brown Marmorated Stink Bug — Entomology — Penn State University

 

[alostpacket]

it really does kinda slink when it walks too

 

[Member243850]

You DO realize why he chose that bug for YOU, Stinky, right? It's not just ANY bug...

Brown Marmorated Stink Bug — Entomology — Penn State University

xD

HAHA!

LOL that is just damn hilarious!!

Wow I did not know about that insect!

Very interesting!

Thank you



Now THIS is a bug bruizer...

 

[cableguynoe]

Hahaha!

I am loved after all!

Yak yak yak!

Says who?

Stinkt Stinky =

 

[Member243850]

Says who?

Stinkt Stinky =

Ahhh!!

YOU again!?

Where have you been Cable Guy!?

When I told you to fix my DSTV I meant FIX it not break it!

All I see on the TV now is this insane gibberish:

I want a refund!!

xD

(Where you been buddy!?

Missed your funny sense of humour duuuude )

 

[cableguynoe]

Ahhh!!

YOU again!?

Where have you been Cable Guy!?

When I told you to fix my DSTV I meant FIX it not break it!

I want a refund!!

xD

(Where you been buddy!?

Missed your funny sense of humour duuuude )

What's up Wayne!

Sorry about your cable... i'll be there sometime this year, between 8-5... if that doesn't work for you we can reschedule for next year....haha

Haven't been able to spend too much time here. My car has had problem after problem. So I've been over in the automotive forums getting help to fix my car. Those forums are pretty fun also... but I didn't forget this place.
time to start tweaking my new phone and hanging with the old crew... if they all remember me. Haha. Glad you did!

 

[TxGoat]

I'm not sure why, but this thread beacons a post from me...... Sigh...I think I need a new avatar....look where this one leads me.....

 

[dan330]

my username and avatar .. are so boring!!!!

 

[Frisco]

my username and avatar .. are so boring!!!!

Are you open to suggestions? On the avatar.

 

[dan330]

i am afraid.. very afraid

 

[Member243850]

my username and avatar .. are so boring!!!!

You damn straight about that Dan The Man!

Your user name sux big time buddy!

xD

(Just Joking buddy! )

HEY that reminds me now!

I HAVE THE BEST USER NAMES FOR YOU IN WORLD

But it is gonna cost you!

But since I am so amazing I will give them to you for FREE

Here bruizer:

Spoiler

Douche Bag

Idoit

Lozer

Crack Addict

Pork Chop

Freak

Pooh + Shoes = Pooh Shoes

The Christmas Cracker

Yeah!

That is just an absolutely brilliant list of names if I do say so myself.

Just how do I do it?

Am I awesome or what bruizer?

What do you think danny my child?

Now remember these are just the tip of the Ice Berg buddy I have many more hidden under my filthy poop infested wings.

Hmm.

WAIT!!!

I got the best name EVER.

"Stinky Stinky"

Yeah!

Think about it now.

We can confuse people and best of all... when I cause trouble I can blame YOU and no one will know who done it because our names look so similar!

I'm Lovin it

BUT you need to get my avatar too... now THAT will really confuse the crap out of people!

I waz born a prodigy i tell ya!

 

[dan330]

it is funny how you can have a full conversation.. just by yourself..

poke him .. and watch him go

 

[Member243850]

it is funny how you can have a full conversation.. just by yourself..

poke him .. and watch him go

Now be quite and listen to my infinite wisdom gathered through out the ages and try to keep up cause I aint gonna repeat myself 39 times bruizer.

What about this user name but only if you are feelin lucky:

"Brrrruizer Man"

HAHA

OR what about this name?

"Stinky Pork Chop"

XD

 

[RottnJP]

I dunno, but I think "Pork Chop" has a certain ring to it...

 

[TxGoat]

I dunno, but I think "Pork Chop" has a certain ring to it...

 

[Member243850]

Duuuuuuuude!

Wow that reminds me now!

I NEARLY forgot to show you my web site I made for my dad's little software company!

I did it for free too

xD

Wow I am getting Old Timers Disease... keep forgettin everything! I am like a Grand Pa!

I am not gonna show it to everyone else though (Sorry dudes!) because I need to perfect it first.

I need to convert to HTML 5 and CSS 3 as well.

I used A CRAP LOAD of CSS but only used version 2.0 because 3 was not that perfected at the time I made the interwebz site.

3.0 (CSS) is very new and still not 120% perfect yet so I will wait untill that happens.

I am also thinking of using some server side scripting (PHP) maybe but I am still not 100% sure on that as of now.

I don't think that is needed.

Any wayz.

And I want to get this clear before you think my family are bunch of criminals:

Reverse Software Engineering in the right hands and if used properly can and ethically / honestly can do A CRAP LOAD of good if honest people use it.

So I just wanted to tell you that.

We do not reverse engineer software illegally, we do it by the book.

AND in any event if we DID use the software to steal other people's code we would go to jail very very very quickly.

XD

HAHAHA

Hang on I will PM youz bruizer!

 

[Frisco]

my.. avatar .. so boring!!!!

Here you go..

Now stop whining.

 

[Member243850]

Here you go..

Now stop whining.

Hey whats up Friscy?

I think you TOO need a better avatar for your boring self

xD

(Just jokin Friscy!)

Here brrrrruizer:

Spoiler

Is that legendary or what bruizer?

I had one those awesome pictures as my avatar once but the LateMon got a bit upset with my crazy self!

Het jy verstaan?

xD

 

[Frisco]

You know I only change my avatar once per decade.

 

[TxGoat]

I'd go with this one, but then if I didn't stop posting, I'd come across as hypocritical.....

 

[Member243850]

And check out this awesome guy!

We call them Christmas Beetles because they are like EVERYWHERE here during Xmas.

They smell like shit though

The real name of this awesome armor plated stinky bug is the Pachnoda Sinuata:

Pachnoda sinuata (Garden fruit chafer, Brown-and-yellow fruit chafer)

Pachnoda sinuata - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dunno if you Yankees get these guys in Yankee Doodle Land?

They are EVERYWHERE around here during Xmas.

They eat my damn garden too!!

 

[alostpacket]

^never seen one like that, you can keep em though. What we pay for in temperature here we make up for by having less insects

 

[RottnJP]

Nope, never seen that in New England.