buy three things to freak out the walmart cashier

[IOWA]

Micheal Jackson autobiography

Home Alone DVD box set

KY jelly.

 

[mobil3gen]

3lb bag of shrimp

tampons

bottle of wine

ahahahaha

 

[eyebeam]

1 case 50w motor oil
Pack of large rubber bands
Twister game

 

[IOWA]

Axe

Shovel

Heavy duty extra large Garbage bags

 

[Pryomancer]

Book on FBI raid tactics

Book on destroying your hard drive

Lighter Fluid


also the thing you can't buy- a worried expression

 

[rhodzy]

lol this is one of my favs!

1 case 50w motor oil
Pack of large rubber bands
Twister game

 

[IOWA]

Chainsaw

Skimask

Overalls.

 

[Frisco]

30-30 Winchester rifle

Box of 30-30 ammunition

"Where to Fine Hollywood Celebrities" DVD

 

[Herodroid]

Antidepressants

Rope

Better Off Dead on DVD

 

[hexon]

Drano drain unclogger

Aluminum foil

Nails

 

[Xandria]

Vodka

pack of diapers

duct tape

 

[ttaylor0024]

Machete
Garbage Bags
Rubber Gloves

 

[IOWA]

Woodchipper

Chainsaw

Fargo

 

[Snow_Fox]

A large pile of candy

Dog Cage

assortment of large Phallic Shaped Fruits

 

[eyebeam]

The complete works of Lady Gaga
KY Intense for him
Rubberized baby sheets

 

[Frisco]

Drano drain unclogger

Aluminum foil

Nails

This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..

.. hmm..

Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.

How did I do?

 

[Turamarth]

3 Coffins

Wal-mart does sell them...whither or not they can be purchased at a retail store...i dont know....but hey...its on their website right?

 

[hexon]

This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..

.. hmm..

Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.

How did I do?

YouTube - Toilet Cleaner and Aluminum Foil

 

[Frisco]

YouTube - Toilet Cleaner and Aluminum Foil

Ah-ha.. so it's for madcap mirth and hilarity.

I was almost there.

 

[hexon]

Ah-ha.. so it's for madcap mirth and hilarity.

I was almost there.

And nails make good shrapnel

 

[Frisco]

And nails make good shrapnel

But that would not freak out a Wal-Mart cashier.

I would think that 99% of Wal-Mart employees would be aware of the construction and workings of home made explosive devices. Have you every looked directly into the eyes of one of those people? I know, it is difficult to get one to make eye-contact at all, but still...


lol, etc..

 

[jmims]

Sheep/lamb stuffed animal

Box of condoms

Pack of hand-warmers

 

[holeshot]

Road Flairs, Alarm clock and a Spool of wire

 

[SoCalSpecialist]

sweat band
laxative
pocket fan

wait, freak out or make em giggle?

 

[jmims]

New microwave

Several cantelopes

Beach towel