We Only Lie 33% of the Time

[Frisco]

Three "facts" about yourself, with one of the "facts" being a lie. The object is for the next poster to guess the lie.

Whether s/he is right or not (and will be found out next time the first poster returns), they must post their three personal "facts" with one lie.

Example

AFUserfoofy posts:

- I'm an atheist
- I've never been put in jail
- I married my brother's ex-wife

Two of those have to be true, one a lie. Next poster guesses, then posts her or his own list. As the thread continues, some posts will be referred to more than once, that's fine.

Hopefully it'll move along, and goofy banter is encouraged.

I'll start..

- I'm a skydiver
- I'm an ex Golden Gloves boxer
- I knew Merv Griffin personally

Guess the lie, then post your three "facts."

 

[AndroidMoo]

Teh boxer thing is a lie

- I'm the first reply
- I successfully made windows vista run on a computer
- After these tests, you will have cake.

 

[Frisco]

Teh boxer thing is a lie

- I'm the first reply
- I successfully made windows vista run on a computer
- After these tests, you will have cake.

You are correct. Yay etc.

Looks like the cake one is a lie, as I don't have any.

- I have a 19 year-old daughter and a 45 year-old daughter
- It's 11 degrees outside my window right now
- There is a Liberace impersonator who is now a Moderator here at AF

 

[AndroidMoo]

Teh daughterz iz a lie

- I have a nexus 4 but I haven't listed it on my user cp.
- I have a 28 GB usb that claims to be 32 GB.
- My grandfather has an android tablet.

 

[Frisco]

I think you're lying about that Nexus.

You're mistaken about my daughters. Both biological (as opposed to step daughters) and both fantastic ladies. I also have a 32 year-old son and a 30 year-old son.

- I still drive a car I purchased new in 1990

- My wife's sister is married to a man worth over 700 million dollars

- I once was trapped in an underground cave during a night scuba dive

 

[AndroidMoo]

Well I think it's obvious that the second thing is a lie. People aren't worth dollars. And I don't own a nexus 4, but I own a nexus 0!

- I own that samsung refrigerator that runs android.
- I've been to miami.
- I had a chance to see a famous guy talk in person.

 

[huh]

no fridge...too easy
-I can put a jigsaw puzzle together in record time
-I am a "trust fund baby"
-I got a "shout out" from Space from a good friend who is an astronaut

 

[AndroidMoo]

correct on the fridge.
astronot.

- I like apple pie.
- I own an xbox, wii, and a ps3.
- I like halo.

 

[huh]

wrong...
Can't even do a simple 6+ puzzle for the life of me!

you do not like Apple Pie...

- I have a Masters Degree
-I have sunbathed topless
-I was a cheerleader in HS because of a dare

 

[narutoHUN]

wrong...

- I have a Masters Degree
-I have sunbathed topless
-I was a cheerleader in HS because of a dare

I think the second is the lie
My statements
- I wrote this on my phone
- I don't use Facebook
- I was in the USA

 

[huh]

nope...
either I am a really good liar or this is just too easy

I say number three is the lie..Never been to USA

-I speak 3 languages
-I have met and partied with a rock star
-I flew a plane

 

[Rxpert83]

nope...
either I am a really good liar or this is just too easy

I say number three is the lie..Never been to USA

-I speak 3 languages
-I have met and partied with a rock star
-I flew a plane

3

-I have a pooch named Watson.
-I worked with cyanide, and live HIV this week
-I ate pizza for lunch

 

[huh]

Nope! ha!ha!

I say you did not eat pizza for lunch?

 

[Rxpert83]

The pizza was delicious, therefore if gets the

 

[narutoHUN]

nope...
either I am a really good liar or this is just too easy

I say number three is the lie..Never been to USA

You were right and time for more statements
-I speak three languages (more or less)
- I watch (a lot of) Jackie Chan movies
-I am lazy (more or less)

 

[Mehta23]

I'll say you're not lazy?

1. I am a Black Belt / 1st poom in Taekwondo

2. Mehta is my first name

3. I am a student.

 

[AndroidMoo]

No black belt.

- I have a candy called Mechas Locas right next to my keyboard
- I have a snickers right next to my keyboard
- I have a water bottle right next to my keyboard

 

[Frisco]

No black belt.

- I have a candy called Mechas Locas right next to my keyboard
- I have a snickers right next to my keyboard
- I have a water bottle right next to my keyboard

No Snickers.


- I got my Galaxy Note 2 for free
- I once taught a Bosnian refugee how to fix his toilet
- Both of my cars are over 23 years old

 

[narutoHUN]

I'll say you're not lazy?

Wrong I don't really watch movies.

- I got my Galaxy Note 2 for free
- I once taught a Bosnian refugee how to fix his toilet
- Both of my cars are over 23 years old

I think the cars thing is a lie

My statements:
- I've been to Italy Turkey and Croatia
- I saw the colosseum
- I got my phone for my birthday

 

[AndroidMoo]

Frisco stop spying on me.
Naruto's lie is the Colosseum.

- I run windows 7
- I run windows vista
- I run android

 

[SirSpace]

Vista is the lie I say why have vista when 7 is better.

I've been working on computers for over ten years.
I've played soccer for over ten years.
I still have the very first android.

 

[Frisco]

I've been working on computers for over ten years.
I've played soccer for over ten years.
I still have the very first android.

Maybe the soccer claim is the lie. Hmmm... ok, the soccer one.

- Many many years ago I got quite looped on Dry Sac wine and re-named my cat, "Practical Beeper"

- I dismantled the Star Wars Bantha

- I can still bench press 305 pounds

 

[narutoHUN]

Frisco stop spying on me.
Naruto's lie is the Colosseum.

- I run windows 7
- I run windows vista
- I run android

You are right

 

[huh]

Maybe the soccer claim is the lie. Hmmm... ok, the soccer one.

- Many many years ago I got quite looped on Dry Sac wine and re-named my cat, "Practical Beeper"

- I dismantled the Star Wars Bantha

- I can still bench press 305 pounds

I'm really hoping the star wars thing is the lie!

 

[Frisco]

I'm really hoping the star wars thing is the lie!

Sorry, it's the truth. Several of them were constructed by the art department at a wild animal park where I worked many years ago. Several of us dismantled one of them for parts for another project.

The lie is my bench press max: only about 255 now.