Need advice! I think my Stinky Schnooglet is up to no good! :-(

[Member243850]

Help!

I think my Schnoogy has become evil!?

Help!

She seems to have grown some "evil" horns!

She says she also wants to join the army!?!

She wants to be "Rambo Schnoogy"?!



:'-(

She has also started many random "evil laughs" and rolling in the garden digging up old rotten bones that even would kill the dead!

:-(

Help!

 

[Unforgiven]

You had better put a leash on her and now.:rofl:

 

[Member243850]

You had better put a leash on her and now.:rofl:

You are not gonna believe this but when I went looking for her leash (oh my GOD Queen Schnoogy loves that leash! Leash = WALK ME HUMAN SCUM! >:-( ..) she was laughing at me when it wasn't there!!!!

I asked my Stinky little Schnogs:

"Where is the leash my Stinky Pork Chop? "

She laughed like crazy and said she sold it to buy some "evil" minions!?!

nnnnooooo!

xD

 

[Granite1]

Did someone say minions:

 

[ocnbrze]

well lets just hope she bought these minions instead:

 

[rabidhunter]

Just as long as it's not this minion:

 

[Member243850]

No they look just like this and she says they are called "Oompa Loompas" or some garbage like that!

And she pays them in Chocolate!?!

Crazy stuff!

I talked to my Schnoogy... I told her how much I love her... her smelly stinky stinky waggy wag tail doggy dog...

I told her she is my best friend... and I asked if she felt the same...



She said:

YES!!!

"Slobber slobber slobber!!!

Waggy waggy waggy tail! "

Then she got tired from all the boring lame and lack of biting things (which is Schnoogums favorite game by the way!!) and fell asleep on the coach again!

Stinky Schooglet!

I love her so.

 

[mikedt]

No they look just like this and she says they are called "Oompa Loompas" or some garbage like that!

And she pays them in Chocolate!?!

Crazy stuff!

What's wrong with being paid in chocolate?

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

 

[Member243850]

What's wrong with being paid in chocolate?

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

Mikedt you crazy guy youz!



Hmm is it really true that dogs are tasty things in China or is that just a borderline crazy joke!

(I don't really like the sound of stinky dogs being eaten! I told Schnoogy when she was diggin a hole the size of the Indian Ocean in the my back garden I said to stinky pork fillet:

"I hope for your sake Schnoogums that you are not digging a hole to China! You do know they eat dogs in China schnooglet?? "

Evil Stinky is Evil!

:evil:

Mwhahahahaa!

>:-D

 

[rabidhunter]

And that is why @Stinky Stinky is one of my favorite posters on this forum.

 

[Member243850]

And that is why @Stinky Stinky is one of my favorite posters on this forum.

Awww yeah I am the best thing since sliced genomes!

Hang on let me get my sunglasses on so I can look even more cooler!

Hang on... just.. wait a sec... they must be here somewhere... under the cheese and puke sandwich no...

Ahhh yes!

Got em bruizer!



Now I shall be forever known as!

Spoiler

 

[rabidhunter]

And Schnooogy can look like this:

 

[mikedt]

Mikedt you crazy guy youz!



Hmm is it really true that dogs are tasty things in China or is that just a borderline crazy joke!

It's true actually, in a few provinces they do enjoy canine cuisine. If not keen on the idea, it's probably best to avoid certain rural restaurants and markets in Guangdong, Guizhou, Jilin and Heilongjiang Provinces. Same goes for Korea(North and South).

We do not eat canis lupus familiaris in Inner Mongolia though. Although we do eat a few other things, like donkeys and camels. Plenty of dogs here, but they're all much loved pets.

(I don't really like the sound of stinky dogs being eaten! I told Schnoogy when she was diggin a hole the size of the Indian Ocean in the my back garden I said to stinky pork fillet:

"I hope for your sake Schnoogums that you are not digging a hole to China! You do know they eat dogs in China schnooglet?? "

Evil Stinky is Evil!

:evil:

Mwhahahahaa!

>:-D

That'll keep Schnoogums in line...tell her NOT to dig holes to China(or to Korea for that matter)...especially to the provinces previously mentioned... that's evil.

 

[B2L]

It's true actually, in a few provinces they do enjoy canine cuisine. If not keen on the idea, it's probably best to avoid certain rural restaurants and markets in Guangdong, Guizhou, Jilin and Heilongjiang Provinces. Same goes for Korea(North and South).

We do not eat canis lupus familiaris in Inner Mongolia though. Although we do eat a few other things, like donkeys and camels. Plenty of dogs here, but they're all much loved pets.






That'll keep Schnoogums in line...tell her NOT to dig holes to China(or to Korea for that matter)...especially to the provinces previously mentioned... that's evil.

I wonder if places like that are conveniently located next to animal hospitals.

 

[Member243850]

I wonder if places like tha

t are conveniently located next to animal hospitals.

I was worried SICK about you!!!!

WHERE have you been!?!!?

 

[B2L]

I was worried SICK about you!!!!

WHERE have you been!?!!?

Work has been hectic these days, I rarely have time to visit the forums anymore.

 

[rabidhunter]

 

[Member243850]

bwhahaha!

xD

I just can't get enough of "engrish.com"!

Have you seen the "wong fooking bookstore"???

bwhahahaha!

man answers telephone at work:

"Hello! Wong fooking book store! How can I help? Hiiiyaaaa!"

 

[Member243850]

 

[mikedt]

That has to be Hong Kong.

 

[rabidhunter]

Have you seen the "wong fooking bookstore"???

bwhahahaha!

man answers telephone at work:

"Hello! Wong fooking book store! How can I help? Hiiiyaaaa!"

Ha, that's awesome. I would hate to answer the phone there.

 

[rabidhunter]

Spoiler

 

[Member243850]

What is brown and... STINKY?

 

[MoodyBlues]

What is brown and... STINKY?

 

[rabidhunter]

What is brown and... STINKY?

You!