I don't think we have one, so here goes.
A delivery man breaks down on the interstate, and flags down Paddy and says to him "I have 6 monkeys in the back, I will give you $100 if you take them to the zoo for me". Well, Paddy agrees and two hours later the delivery guy sees Paddy driving in the opposite direction with the monkeys still in the back. So he flags Paddy down and says "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo", Paddy replies "I did but I had 30 bucks left over so Im taking them to the movies".
A delivery man breaks down on the interstate, and flags down Paddy and says to him "I have 6 monkeys in the back, I will give you $100 if you take them to the zoo for me". Well, Paddy agrees and two hours later the delivery guy sees Paddy driving in the opposite direction with the monkeys still in the back. So he flags Paddy down and says "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo", Paddy replies "I did but I had 30 bucks left over so Im taking them to the movies".