What are the most idiotic quotes / sayings of all time?

[Member243850]

I don't think I am always the brightest tool in the shed but sometimes I take a look at what other people have said and thank God that I am not that stupid or idiotic

I think for me one of the most dumbest sayings of all time is this one:

"Everything that has been invented has been invented!"

"Charles H. Duel"

Number 1! This one I think takes first prize

But it also looks like some people say it is actually apocryphal

Lol what do you think is one of the dumbest quotes of all time?

 

[The_Chief]

"My bad." And almost EVERYONE seems to be using it, proving they don't realize that WORDS MEAN THINGS.

"Bad" is not a noun. It's not a thing one can possess. "Bad" is an adjective that describes a noun (person, place or thing). You can have a bad day; you can have a bad dream... you can even have a bad beer. I've had them. It's possible. But you cannot have a bad!

So when people look at me and say "my bad", I always ask them: "your bad? You have a bad? Please show this bad to me, as I've never seen one."

It seems trivial and petty... but again: WORDS MEAN THINGS. And if people sound ignorant when they speak, many people will assume they ARE ignorant. So try alternatives like "my mistake" or "my fault". Let's not destroy the English language any more than it has already been trashed.

 

[Member2047631]

People have gotten used to saying 'my bad' and I don't think they would start saying things like that

 

[Deleted User]

It's a youth thing.

 

[tube517]

"The only way Miami will beat Florida State is if they outscore them"

-Beano Cook, former ESPN college football analyst.

 

[Deleted User]

The check is in the mail.

 

[Member2047631]

You know 'my bad' really basically means 'it was bad on my part' or something similar

 

[Zigman66]

"Good things come to those who wait" NO, they don't! Only thing that comes to those that wait is the leftovers no one else wanted when they got up and got them themselves!

 

[Member2047631]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense to be on a thread with this name.

 

[Deleted User]

"Good things come to those who wait" NO, they don't! Only thing that comes to those that wait is the leftovers no one else wanted when they got up and got them themselves!

Very true, generally.

 

[Member2047631]

It depends on the situation

 

[Jhayzone]

"People die if they are killed."

Is a quote/meme I keep seeing from time to time. I think it came from an anime or cartoon so not sure if that counts but its hilariously idiotic nonetheless.

 

[danielkhoover]

It's the GUNS fault they killed someone.

 

[Member2047631]

Gun's* sorry you can hit me

 

[Deleted User]

Gun's* sorry you can hit me

What did I tell you about making minor grammatical corrections.
Don't do it. That's a warning.

 

[Member2047631]

You said that I could but 'I wouldn't be very popular' and I even try to say sorry 😞
Why doesn't anyone understand that I'm trying to help

No one understands anything I do

 

[Member243850]

It's the GUNS fault they killed someone.

This is SO true!

11/10 stars!

 

[Member243850]

LOL!

This one is even better!

xD

 

[Member2047631]

At least some people don't seem depressed

Like me

I mean at least some people are happier than me

 

[PitCarver]

It's the GUNS fault they killed someone.

 

[El Presidente]

Another day, another dollar.

I hate that saying with every inch of my being.

 

[Member2047631]

Am I blocked?

 

[El Presidente]

Am I blocked?

What do you mean?

 

[Member2047631]

Oh, nevermind, it just seemed like no one reacted to my posts, so I thought maybe..

 

[Member2047631]

This isn't directed towards anyone, so don't think I'm accusing anyone! (Except obviously me)