The idiot test

[dan330]

well.... it does not say when it was given.. only states "after the battle".
how long after? it could be way after...after WWII ....

 

[today]

What do you put in a toaster?

 

[Unforgiven]

bread

 

[Xyro]

Crumpets

 

[lunatic59]

Fingers, while you're in the tub.

 

[Zigman66]

The first world war wouldn't have carried the label of World War I until there was a second world war.

A winner again

How many outs are there in an inning?

 

[olbriar]

Six unless the home team has won the game top of the last inning.

 

[Zigman66]

Yup

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do
you have?

 

[Member2035261]

They're not mine.

 

[olbriar]

Two

 

[Member2035261]

OK two, but I got there second.

 

[Zigman66]

OK two, but I got there second.

An hour and 48 minutes later is kinda stretching it for second place

How far can a deer run into the woods?

 

[Zigman66]

Hmm.. no guesses yet

 

[Xyro]

Hmm.. no guesses yet

Halfway, at which point it's running out.

 

[Zigman66]

Absolutely!

A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in
Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this
possible?

 

[lunatic59]

He/she was born in 1687 making them a British subject.

Personally I'd rather be born a French participle.

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Parents were not US citizens...

 

[lunatic59]

Parents were not US citizens...

While this is true in this case because there are no U.S. citizens prior to 1788 (when the constitution was ratified), Naturalization laws state that children born to non-citizen parents (in the country legally) are granted citizenship.

 

[Zigman66]

You win again, Luna!

He/she was born in 1687 making them a British subject.

Not sure where the date came from but it still accurate enough

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

 

[lunatic59]

Not sure where the date came from but it still accurate enough

That was as far back as I could remember. I was pretty young in 1687.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

You realize that's the riddle of the sphincter? (or something like that )

A man. Born crawling, walks upright and needs a cane in old age. (apparently women use walkers more than canes so they'd have 6 legs?)

 

[Zigman66]

(apparently women use walkers more than canes so they'd have 6 legs?)
I would have to agree. And yes, that one is attributed to the Great Sphinx

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

 

[lunatic59]

"and" ?

 

[Zigman66]

yes. I'll get you my little pretty... and your little dog, too!

A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she
did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How
was this possible?

 

[lunatic59]

She was the Justice of the peace.

 

[Zigman66]

I was thinking she was just looking for more pieces but you are correct

Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar
bills?