Weird/Ambiguous Warnings

[Dngrsone]

Broken furniture, no. Thoroughly chewed on furniture, however...

 

[shalemail]

 

[KBU2]

So it's a $200 fine if you live to talk about it huh wow.

 

[Member2035261]

 

[Member2035261]

Not even open for a taco way?

 

[Member2035261]

^^^No lie, today at lunch I walked to a taqueria near work (usually go 1-2 times a week) and they were closed. One of the owners said they lost their head cook, so they had to close!

Lol. (I knew this, of course.)

Tomorrow ask them to look down lower, the cook might be there.

The staffing agency sent them a short order cook by mistake.

(I should go to bed now)

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Agree to Terms of Conditions with no Okay/Agree box. Just reading them is an okay?

 

[Member2035261]

If you think about it ... this shouldn't be on this thread :

 

[Member2035261]

 

[shalemail]

Establish Dominance

 

[Member2035261]

Road signs around Crazyville :

Which colour takes precedence - green or red ?

 

[Member2035261]

"Take your kid to work day" was the original caption ...

 

[Member2035261]

Must complete within 60 minutes, but come back tomorrow.

 

[Member2035261]

MUST go to sign - writing school MUST

I downloaded a LOT of stuff sitting in the sun today!

MUST stop MUST

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

Um, yeah...

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[olbriar]

At first blush this is certainly ambiguous, and at a second longer consideration, even moreso.

I mean what's with the "No Windpassing" sign? We all know what it means to "pass wind" and is that also banned because this is not a through street? But wait, the same "route" for certain kinds of evacuations is the same as for certain kinds of "windpassing," so...

I need one of those no windpassing signs for my cabin. When my buds gather and we party down there, it seems a contest to see who can rip the most turbulence.

 

[Zigman66]

I need one of those no windpassing signs for my cabin. When my buds gather and we party down there, it seems a contest to see who can rip the most turbulence.

Deer hunting camp is like that for me. I swear they save it up all year just to display their skills for that week. And then they wonder why there does not seem to be any deer, girls, or any form of wildlife within 50 miles of the cabin!

 

[Zigman66]

This is an intersection I drive thru a few times a year. Good thing the highway names weren't in the OTHER directions???

 

[Member2035261]

This is an intersection I drive thru a few times a year. Good thing the highway names weren't in the OTHER directions???

Consider yourself lucky you don't have to drive home to a town in NSW, Australia.

 

[olbriar]

We have a similar town in Kansas

 

[Zigman66]

I posed for this warning sign

Spoiler: NSFW