The Punny Side of Life

[Shotgun84]

I guess not really a pun but he's called Rain and he wears purple

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

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I discovered that the mortician had buried my father in the wrong plot. It was a grave mistake.

 

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Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy.

 

[Member2095118]

1st attempt at my Atomic Pizza Donut. Next time I will find shelving with retractable bars.

Wrong thread

 

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[dontpanicbobby]

 

[Notes_Norton]

The Orthodontists went on strike until they could get things straightened out.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I live near the ocean so I consult the tide charts every day. I liked to keep up on current events.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick?

Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.

 

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Years of arching ones back over a keyboard can lead to scrolliosis.

 

[olbriar]

 

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Unfortunately your IMG didn't show up on my computer Olbriar (Foxfire)

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Today I spotted an albino dalmatian. Now everyone will be able to tell it's a dalmatian.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Just spent $300 on a limousine for tonight and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...

Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Where's a peanut emoji when you need one?

 

[jhtalisman]

Nevermind, didn't work

 

[Notes_Norton]

A friend of mine found out he has the bird flu. He thinks he was a victim of fowl plague.

 

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[olbriar]

 

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

You want to clone yourself?

Now wouldn't that be just like you!