The Punny Side of Life

[Unforgiven]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the big power outage last week that hit New York City’s Theater District?

It was a real show stopper!

 

[Clementine_3]

Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

Two fleas retired and bought a dog.
(One of my dad's favorites)

 

[olbriar]

Apparently there was a recent survey about how people walk home from bars. The results were staggering.

 

[lunatic59]

 

[Notes_Norton]

At the old sailor's garage sale, I bought a basketball hoop. It was the rim of the ancient mariner.

 

[Dngrsone]

Which of course means I have to (re)post my favorite meme in this sub-genre...



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Man, I love that meme

 

[Notes_Norton]

There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Two women archaeologists from Virginia are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.

Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."

The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"

 

[Notes_Norton]

The Loch Ness monster eats fish and ships.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I’ve seen this sign before, but never noticed the twists on the church and city name...

The church name for sure, but the other two ain't bad either.

I used to enjoy kabuki theatre, but now I prefer noh drama.

 

[Dngrsone]

I’ve seen this sign before, but never noticed the twists on the church and city name...

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Effing SC

 

[Notes_Norton]

Charles, the future king of England, has released a book of images of cetaceans. It is called "The Prints of Whales".

 

[Notes_Norton]

A manufacturer that made lamps gave their employees a light workload.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Grass

 

[Notes_Norton]

I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.

 

[LGee3]

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A good pun is it's own Reword .

 

[LGee3]

A good pun is it's own Reword .

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[LGee3]

If you had a fear of riding to work with coworkers and going through underground routes, could you say you suffer from Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome ?

 

[LGee3]

If your subway car jumps the tracks, be sure to hold on to De-rails.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Caturday?
Or Punny?
Or Caturday?
Or Punny?

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Cut the 'cat calls', the 'cat-a-list" can make me 'catatonic'

 

[Notes_Norton]

I loved it rootabaga - Thanks!

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.