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The Punny Side of Life

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Jennifer lay in her negligee on the hotel bed waiting for her new lover to come out of the bathroom. She didn't care any more. She had been right all this time. Her husband Ronald must have been cheating. She had finally hacked in to his Google calendar using his sleeping finger, and he had not been where he said he was the last few days. It was an illicit Ron Day View.



[bite me. It's hard to construct these things when you think of a phrase :p ]
 
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(heard not verbatim on 'Mock the Week' - BBC)

"Now it's that solemn time again, at this Annual Sat Nav Members Club of Ireland Awards Ceremony .... where we take time out ... if you can all look at the big screen .... and to beautiful musical accompaniment from Conor and his violin .... to pay our respects - and to honour - the great members we all knew who we sadly lost this past year.
Let's hope we finally see them next year. Conor! Take it away ...... >> "
 
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