(Remember: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)....
Waiting for the Dinc
It waits for me too, weeping
Soon, we will be one
Waiting for the Dinc
It waits for me too, weeping
Soon, we will be one
Shakespeare we are not
more than bored to try haiku
writing not forte
Speak for yourself,sir.
Who made you Haiku critic?
Ban Hammer for you!
(Steven takes a bow.. thunderous applause!)
had dinc for a week
it was faulty and broke
waiting for new one
number four is cursed
developers all agree
no one told steve jobs
phone leaps into hand
magnetic needle spinning
pigeon flying home
Love my phone so much,
Wish battery didn't suck though,
Refrigerator
Yours has balls?got mine on April 29th
you can all suck my phone's balls
early bird get's the worm
Yours has balls?
got mine on April 29th
you can all suck my phone's balls
early bird get's the worm
(1 more haiku)
(1 more haiku)
was a figure of speech
i am glad it has no balls
these iphones have silicone balls
got mine on April 29th
you can all suck my phone's balls
early bird get's the worm
(1 more haiku)
(1 more haiku)
was a figure of speech
i am glad it has no balls
these iphones have silicone balls
Are you a ****, or do you not know what a syllable is?
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