lol! these guys are just messin' with you (we do have a little fun here on AF, after all)
Sounds like you really want to have a Motorola Droid "look and feel"...I'm pretty sure that there might be skins, themes, or backgrounds or such to do so, but most of what I've seen was to make things (launcher, etc.) look like the Nexus One. Some of which might require root, some might not.
You'll just have to do some searches in these forums and possible over at xda-developers.com. Also, try a Google search with "androidforums.com" at the beginning of the search string with stuff like "droid theme", etc.
Good luck.