"My cell phone" until the first time it freezes or lags. Then, "Useless POS." And then I'll rename myself: "Dumbass sucker who expected this phone to be any better than all the other POSs I've owned before."
At first I will call it my new phone, but after that feeling fades I'll go with the classic "my phone" as stated above. I may even call it "x" but that's pretty fancy for me.
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