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CHUCK NORRIS:
..once played with lego bricks - The Great Wall of China was the result !!!
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uses 8 by 10 sheets of plywood as toilet paper...
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..was Michael Schumachers driving tutor !
..once played with lego bricks - The Great Wall of China was the result !!!
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uses 8 by 10 sheets of plywood as toilet paper...
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..was Michael Schumachers driving tutor !
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And you're an IQ point away from ******ation.
EDIT: WOW! I can't believe that word is censored. Hint, it means "a person of subnormal intelligence".
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world once a month.
As a result, they bleed for a week.
As a result, they bleed for a week.
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For most people home is where the heart is, for Chuck Norris this is where he keeps the skulls of all who oppose him...
this means you imtoomuch
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I bought this a long time ago (pic taken w/ an old phone). There are some good ones in it.
lol.. Chuck Norris sued them for making this book.
Kind of a buzz kill but he's actually a creationist and doesn't believe in evolution. That's what his comment was when someone told him the "evolution" joke.
"There is no theory of evolution, just animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
His response:
"It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: it's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you."
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Chuck is smarter then I thought!
If we don't hear from Musky in a while, it's because he just got a roundhouse kick to the back of his face for thinking Chuck Norris isn't smart.
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How do you get a roundhouse kick to the back of your face? Does it connect with the back of your skull and go all the way through till it hits the back of your face?
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