Haha I love that rendition. I'm a web developer by night (sleeper inner by day) and every time I have to deal with one of its infamous proprietary screwups I can relax knowing it's not Microsofts fault. IE eats glue.
I used to be a religious (not zealous, just religious) FireFox user. I've got five browsers installed on average, again due to my job, but FF was the dd. Then it angered me. And then it angered me again. And again, and then it jumped from v3 to v5 with absolutely nothing to back it up but some minor UI tweaks and I dumped it for Chrome. Light, fast, and stays the heck out of my way (I'm on the web, I don't want to see the app).