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We Only Lie 33% of the Time

I'm hoping you do work for Apple, but I think it's the lie. :p

- My uncle worked for the Merv Griffin Show

- I'm immune to black widow venom

- In 1979 I witnessed a murder in Toronto.

Well i do work for Apple, Tech Supprt for iOS. if u check my Occupation on my profile it would have knocked that out!
i Think Immune to black widow venom is the lie here

I Smoke Wacky Tobacky
I Drive a Dodge Stratus R/T 3.0
I have Mac, Linux and Windows on my PC
 
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Well i do work for Apple, Tech Supprt for iOS. if u check my Occupation on my profile it would have knocked that out!
i Think Immune to black widow venom is the lie here

I Smoke Wacky Tobacky
I Drive a Dodge Stratus R/T 3.0
I have Mac, Linux and Windows on my PC

You don't drive a Stratus :p

I'm actually 21
I just watched the lorax
I was just coding 3 apps simultaneously
 
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You don't drive a Stratus :p

I'm actually 21
I just watched the lorax
I was just coding 3 apps simultaneously


CORRECT!!! i Own a Stratus R/T 3.0 but the engine is in pieces acorss my garage. Sanding the Intake and Painting the head while cleaning the inside out still!
Your not 21, your in high School! hehe

I Make Custom BootAnis
I Sleep By Myself ( most nights )
I Own 2 Ferrets
 
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No black belt.

- I have a candy called Mechas Locas right next to my keyboard
- I have a snickers right next to my keyboard
- I have a water bottle right next to my keyboard


No. Mehta isn't my first name.


@Antimony

I reckon you've tried to trick us.... So ill say the lie is the hand gesture from the president.
 
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I'm gonna guess the sleep by yourself. Gotta have Mr. Teddy! ;)

Alright, let's try this out:

1. I'm married to an Olympic Silver Medallist.
2. I can hop in a Gulfstream whenever I want.
3. I have been personally been given a hand gesture from the President of the United States.


and no...i do sleep by my slef ( most of the time ). i have 3 ferrets! and they are funny!!!!

ok, may be my last one cause im running out of things to say....

i Make Custom Live Wallpapers
i have personally talked to Snoop Dogg ( as quick as it was )
i have a turtle named Lucky
 
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I'd say #3 is the lie (#2 is just odd enough to be true)

Here's 3.

My car's been rear-ended twice - bothe times it was undamages and the car that hit me was a wite-off.

I danced with Mrs. Thatcher at a Conservative Conference Ball (Before she became P.M.)

I've written more lines of COBOL than any other programming language
 
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Well i do work for Apple, Tech Supprt for iOS. if u check my Occupation on my profile it would have knocked that out!
i Think Immune to black widow venom is the lie here

I Smoke Wacky Tobacky
I Drive a Dodge Stratus R/T 3.0
I have Mac, Linux and Windows on my PC

Now why would we cheat and check profiles? :p :D

I've been told I do have an immunity to spider venom, three types (not about to test it on other deadly species) including brown recluse, the widow and the type wolf and most "wood spiders" inject.

The widow immunity got "tested" one day working flooring in an old kiosk at an animal park.. dozens of bites and plenty of venom injected by them. Went to hospital as precaution along with two others (who got quite ill and required anti-venom and treatment). Doc sent me back to work, quite puzzled and amazed. Turns out some people just don't react to some spider venom.

I'll leave out three more "facts" about me for a while. :D
 
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I'd say #3 is the lie (#2 is just odd enough to be true)

Here's 3.

My car's been rear-ended twice - bothe times it was undamages and the car that hit me was a wite-off.

I danced with Mrs. Thatcher at a Conservative Conference Ball (Before she became P.M.)

I've written more lines of COBOL than any other programming language

2Nd was the Lie... ive only met him which was a watup, quick hand shake and handed the blunt ( Up In Smoke Tour ). my Turtle is freakin awesome!!!
 
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WTF did I just read?
That I've worked in several accelerator labs, but not the one I'd claimed.

Or if you meant the first sentence, both gauche and sinister are derived from words meaning "left" (French and Latin respectively).

(Sorry, it was late last night & clarity had gone to bed!)

Ok, let's try again:

1. I have basic circus skills

2. I drive an 11 year old car with large dents

3. I've never been South of the Equator
 
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That I've worked in several accelerator labs, but not the one I'd claimed.

Or if you meant the first sentence, both gauche and sinister are derived from words meaning "left" (French and Latin respectively).

(Sorry, it was late last night & clarity had gone to bed!)

Ok, let's try again:

1. I have basic circus skills

2. I drive an 11 year old car with large dents

3. I've never been South of the Equator

ok.... I just LOL at the basic circus skills comment!

hahaha! :)
 
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