Feel free to laugh your ass(es) off, but I seriously cannot understand WTF this section of the city's municipal code means. (Maybe I should've read it BEFORE I took my sleeping pills. )
HUH?
4142. - LOCATION RESTRICTED.
No person shall house, maintain or keep more than three (3) cats over the age of four (4) months in any place in the City within two hundred fifty (250) feet of any dwelling in use or occupied by human beings other than a dwelling in use or occupied by the owner of such cats.
HUH?