OK. I'm going on that record, calling this whole fiasco bull - What's the point in this pre-order stuff? You have the phone? Sell the phone. Seriously considering exploring my options, in the next week or so. If anything, I may opt to deep-6 the discount, pay retail, and keep this situation for future reference.
I've been lucky enough, in the past, to snag a phone a few days early, but never had to wait this long. Feels like Apple BS, to me...