Very informative post. I'm sure he didn't think of researching it at all. I mean, why would anyone want to hear the opinions about the phones from people that actually own them and use them every day, right? Right? ;-)
Jesse, just going based off specs, I'd say the hydro is the better phone between the 3, at least from my view point, but it really depends on what's important to you. The f6 has an extra half inch of screen estate over the other 2, but the hydro has more than double the amount of internal memory as the other 2. Both LG phones have a somewhat larger battery, but the hydros battery isn't a deal breaker, it's decent enough.
All 3 have pretty much the same muscle power, 1.2 dual core for all. I didn't check to see what chipset is being used in each tho.
Really, I'd save for an s4 though, or at least an s3. You'd definitely not regret it.