Bicyclists.
(I'm not really like this, I swear. Except I totally am.)
More specifically, the subset of bicyclists who qualify as "idiots on bicycles".
Generally identified by ridiculous amounts of spandex, and undue pride in all the corporate "sponsorship" they are receiving......Errr..... the corporate sponsorship "appearance" they are paying to emulate.
It's nearing Halloween here, so you are to be forgiven your ridiculous costumes; But now that we have given up
all of the on-street parking on one side of the road for miles, and compressed the remaining vehicular lanes into little parallel spaghetti trails.........Could you do us the courtesy of riding single file, rather than four abreast?
And one further request; Please consider that you have some responsibilities which go along with the rights you are so keen to yammer on about. The four way stops at the intersections apply to you as well. The F-150 pickup truck driver who made it halfway through the intersection on a left hand turn........(and then stood on the brakes to avoid hitting the unbroken train of circus clowns streaming through the intersection)..........Never even had a chance of seeing you. His turn to proceed came, and he pulled out into the intersection long before you even arrived at
my back bumper; At full speed, head down, tucked in, and fulla' attitude. The guy just saved your life, crapped his pants in the process.........And you shoot him a dirty look like that?
Wish I could say I hope your good luck continues; But there
is something to be said for natural selection.