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What are the most idiotic quotes / sayings of all time?

You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps.

At my old employer, the office bell end had that as a sticker above their monitor.

I still cringe.

Call me stupid
But I don't get it

hi stupid... (sorry, that was to easy to leave it alone)

it means.. that place is really nutz and crazy.. and would drive you mad!
so if you want to work here.. it would be easier for you if you are already mad / crazy.
so that you would just fit into the environment.
 
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We've got Yogi Berra for stupid quotes. ;)

Yogi Berra Quotes

1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

2. You can observe a lot by just watching.

3. It ain’t over till it’s over.

4. It’s like déjà vu all over again.

5. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

7. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

8. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

9. We made too many wrong mistakes.

10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

That's only 10.

There are 40 more here.
 
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