The Punny Side of Life

BrickHouse · May 20, 2020

Tony Madden said:
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

("I accept no responsibility for repeated posts, or bad puns")

D' ohh

Notes_Norton · May 20, 2020

olbriar · May 21, 2020

Notes_Norton · May 21, 2020

Have you ever noticed?
"THE" & "IRS" spells THEIRS

Deleted User · May 22, 2020

Courtesy of an episode of QI, and Buzz Feed :

Notes_Norton · May 22, 2020

olbriar · May 23, 2020

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BrickHouse · May 24, 2020

olbriar said:

still more pun-nishment

Deleted User · May 24, 2020

In a change with tradition, this year the inventor of the door knocker was posthumously awarded the Nobell Prize.

Notes_Norton · May 24, 2020

olbriar · May 26, 2020

BrickHouse · May 27, 2020

olbriar said:

Ok olbriar, you get brownie points for that one. (Groan of the day)

Notes_Norton · May 27, 2020

Notes_Norton · May 30, 2020

I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too.

olbriar · Jun 1, 2020

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

olbriar · Jun 1, 2020

olbriar · Jun 1, 2020

Notes_Norton · Jun 1, 2020

Must be firefox, I couldn't see the above image olbriar

Deleted User · Jun 1, 2020

Our local baker has a display of fresh loaves in a locked cage.
The sign reads "Bread in Captivity".

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(groan twice if you also read another version here already)

Notes_Norton · Jun 3, 2020

Notes_Norton · Jun 4, 2020

If you don't know the difference between there, their and they're, your an idiot.

BrickHouse · Jun 4, 2020

Notes_Norton said:
If you don't know the difference between there, their and they're, your an idiot.

Likewise with one that seemingly most completely fail to comprehend;
"lite and light".

Davdi · Jun 4, 2020

To clarify Lite/Light - Here's what Grammarly has to say: https://www.grammarly.com/blog/light-lite/

BrickHouse · Jun 4, 2020

Davdi said:
To clarify Lite/Light - Here's what Grammarly has to say: https://www.grammarly.com/blog/light-lite/

Looks like the education system as a whole has seen some changes more profound than I had guessed. That's not quite the same as what I was taught in grade school. "Light" referred to "visible light", where as "lite" was a reference to "less than".

Notes_Norton · Jun 5, 2020

With everyone in my house tired of the usual pastimes, we're playing bored games

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