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Pick up lines
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Milo Willamson
Android Expert
I honestly though she was on fire, of where she worked at a firestation,
then again our inited chemistry, is always changing no matter what though.
Maybe I got lost in the transmissional thought, with the hydra always keeping me at bay in deep realm of thought.
I then lit myself on fire, I saw her hydrolic pumping in a hose, we talked about fires and coffee, here and there.
then again our inited chemistry, is always changing no matter what though.
Maybe I got lost in the transmissional thought, with the hydra always keeping me at bay in deep realm of thought.
I then lit myself on fire, I saw her hydrolic pumping in a hose, we talked about fires and coffee, here and there.
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Most chat up lines are cheesier than a couple of pounds of very ripe Stilton. A compliment, ideally genuine is a great way to open a conversation with girl. If the's wearing a distinctive perfume, just say you relly like her perfume, it really suits her, and what is it called.
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Does this smell like chloroform?
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Milo Willamson
Android Expert
You know there is a billion supernovas exploding in the sky tonight?
Meanwhile we are safetly here, watching those stupid people just exploding, hehe,
aren't we lucky?
Meanwhile we are safetly here, watching those stupid people just exploding, hehe,
aren't we lucky?
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Milo Willamson
Android Expert
OT: You think I am always from deep space.
OTT: Mushroom pizza in or are you out?
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Let's go out to the movies.
Let's go out to the movies!
Let's go out to the movies.
And have ourselves some fun!
Let's go out to the movies!
Let's go out to the movies.
And have ourselves some fun!
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Me:'Hey babe, wanna come over for pizza and sex?'
Her:'No.'
Me:'What you got against pizza?'
Her:'No.'
Me:'What you got against pizza?'
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"The biggest white lie, is the world is round, and yet we are all fallen because of the way we see things, over the horizon, can we see the shape of the earth in the night? Oh hey you got my twitter? Woah, I was not trying to impress you with that light talk."
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A line so good it found it’s way in to the chorus of a song (The Bellamy Bros):
“If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?”
“If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?”
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Funny how it is the truth though, no communicational secretive lines in between us still, and somehow she still wants to nail me with a stupid golden sonic the hedgehog ring. Why?
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