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  1. The_Chief

    Meals That You Hated

    I'm with @Dannydet on the liver. I'll eat the muscles of animals... even pork rinds. But the organs? Uh, NO.
  2. The_Chief

    Failures

    They had ONE job...
  3. The_Chief

    Speak only in questions

    How should I know?
  4. The_Chief

    Failures

    Well... if it's horizontally installed you could lay some track, install some pistons & drivers and have your own train in your attic!
  5. The_Chief

    Funny pictures!

    It was either here or the Failures thread... but it's funny
  6. The_Chief

    Funny pictures!

    Not me! Any modicum of modesty I ever had I lost in the Navy... if someone grabs my clothes and runs, I'm going after them. And if some gal swoons after a glimpse of the Eyeful Tower as I run by, well it's her own fault for not noticing sooner. :D
  7. The_Chief

    The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

    My Darling Bride has the Imaginary Brake Pedal in the passenger floorboard... and handprints on the passenger dashboard as she's slapping it with her open hand to alert me to a brake light 2 blocks ahead of us...
  8. The_Chief

    Speak only in questions

    Is that a rhetorical question?
  9. The_Chief

    Funny pictures!

  10. The_Chief

    Failures

  11. The_Chief

    Speak only in questions

    @Milo Williamson what are you TALKING about???
  12. The_Chief

    Speak only in questions

    Did you mean "though"?
  13. The_Chief

    Funny pictures!

    One for @treb1797 :D When I first moved in with the woman who would eventually become my Darling Bride, she had a waterbed. We made it especially bouncy by using spring water in it.
  14. The_Chief

    Funny pictures!

  15. The_Chief

    Let's count to 100,000! :o

  16. The_Chief

    Speak only in questions

    Do you suppose maybe I considered asking him but then, afraid of the answer, thought the better of it?
  17. The_Chief

    Funny pictures!

  18. The_Chief

    Speak only in questions

    Why is Treb suddenly so quiet?
  19. The_Chief

    Funny pictures!

    Happy National Exercise Day!
  20. The_Chief

    Let's count to 100,000! :o

  21. The_Chief

    Let's count to 100,000! :o

    Back on track...
  22. The_Chief

    Let's count to 100,000! :o

    And since someone skipped the number 13416...
  23. The_Chief

    Let's count to 100,000! :o

  24. The_Chief

    Speak only in questions

    I would know, wouldn't I?
  25. The_Chief

    Tell me a joke...

    https://gab.com/Nutta/posts/112286118555760538