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16% of cell phones have poop on them

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  1. A.Nonymous

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    16% of Cellphones Have Poop on Them

    I've decided that I am never going to touch anything ever again for any reason. I will, from this moment on, keep my grubby little hands to myself.
     

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    So are you the one with stuff on their hands going around touching 16% of cellphones? ;)
     
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    You have no idea how many ppl I see who go to the bathroom, and then leave without washing their hands. Disgusting!!!

    I almost want to be a OCD person and never shake hands with anyone!!

    I try to go and wash my hands now after shaking hands with others...
     
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    Where the Sakura grows
    Where's that 'do you take your phone to the washroom' thread ....
     
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    Disgusting. Stop taking your phones to the toilet and wash your hands when you've done your business!
     
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    I bet most of those 16% are iPhones. lol.
     
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    thats not as bad as 100% of toilets have poop on them :rolleyes:
     
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    LOL... had to chime in... 100% of cell phone users have poop in them... ie: full of sh!t.
     
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    Wasn't there a mythbusters that showed basically everything has poop on it?


    /except me
     
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    How many of you ran to wash your hands after posting???
     
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    I seem to remember an episode with toothbrushes. They wanted to test whether you should put your toothbrush in a cabinet/drawer once you're done with it 'cuz it's more sanitary. They put some toothbrushes on the counter top, some on top of the toilet and some they left in their boxes. Some they put in other rooms. When they tested all of them (including the ones they had just opened) they found fecal coliform bacteria on all of them.
     
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    This is why we will never be successfully invaded by another planet that has to actually breathe, i.e. War of the Worlds. We're literally surrounded by poop dust and other diseases that we're immune to that would quickly wipe out any creature not from this planet.
     
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    *submits idea to Mythbusters to check ALP for poop*

    ;)
     
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    I eat crap all the time and when I poop, I poop out gold bricks! Betcha most of you would touch some of that, huh?
     
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    That makes complete sense, no wonder most phones are so "crappy".
     
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    Ah well, this is what they invented tablets for....
     
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    Are we talking Android tablets or ...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Also, 87% of people believe anything that has a percentage in it :cool:
     
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    That's up 6% from the last time I believed it! :eek:
     
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    42% of all statistics are just made up.
     
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    The problem is it's statistically impossible to accurately report statistics.
     
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    Tp in one hand, phone in other. Mistakes happen.
     
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