what are these "new terms and conditions for using Android Market" the article mentions?

 

I cant wait now. I have so much speculation as to what kind of updates we will get on Dec 11 from minor updates to getting 2.0 updates but if this holds true I wll be very very happy.

 

I dont' want to update until I know it's not going to screw my phone experience. I can do anything on the current version that the 2.0 can. I would rather have minor fixes to the current OS that has a lot of memory leaks and reception issues and bluetooth connectivity problems. Instead of focusing on getting the latest and greatest why not improve what we have already before rushing to the next one. REMEMBER VISTA?

 

Your first born must be branded Android if they are born on or after December 11th 2009. The branding must be at least 3x9 inches in a sans-serif font and android green.
Also, the branding must be visible while normal clothing is worn. Normal clothing constitutes a short-sleeved shirt, pants, tennis shoes, socks, and undergarments.
Any other branding is prohibited under this agreement. All violations will result in a $3,200,000,000.00 fine, cancellation of cellular service, loss of phone number, and loss of your gmail aco****. Early termination fees may be incurred by your carrier according to your contractual obligations. Google is not responsible for any ETF, or early termination fees, that are a result of this action.

 

Nice fine. They would too if they could get away with it.