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Discussion in 'Android Devices' started by Norsehawk, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. Norsehawk

    Norsehawk Newbie
    Thread Starter

    Hello guys! I wrote a little glittery poem just for Samsung Galaxy S2. This poem is filled nothing than beauty and love. I made this even italic so it brings a nice poetry mood for everyone who reads this. And believe me, it's worth read it! Poem, who's written with a little twinkle in the eye, is nothing but comedy. It has nothing to do with Phandroid or other members here. And YES, I have allready sent a copy to Samsung Mobile.

    Okay, here it comes (please don't ban me for this because I love you):

    Once upon a time I bought one really great taiwanese phone,
    it really survived everything - even some birdcrap who was shown.

    But one day the phone went all nuts and had more mess than ever before,

    "Ha-ha-ha! No refund!" said those mean bastards at that evil department store.

    I cursed them all, went out and looked at my expensive precious device of mine,

    the road home was very heavy and rough to walk with a hell of a steep incline.

    Somehow I realized I have to live with this nuthead for a year and settle down,

    despite that I did caught up over 500 EUR and got myself fooled by a f-cking clown.

    Suddenly a magazine with some sweet news pops up from a very crystal blue sky,

    so I took one piece of princess cake and celebrated it with a bottle of swedish moonshine.

    It was a Samsung-phone and it seemed that it was a real bad-ass of the year.

    "Great!" I said. "Finally a phone who will work as good as japanese differential gear!"

    There are some other troubles that still haunting and bothers me from the stupid past,

    blaming at my taiwanese phone and it's new lame brother who may not this year outlast.

    I really hope I don't get any trouble with this brand new Samsung Galaxy S2 of yours,

    because I think it deserves a shot despite all this and a good walk in the sun outdoors.

    So please dear Samsung, do me a favor: Don't make me doubt about this anymore!

    Because I might not be very happy next time if it turns out that you also acts like a whore.




  2. jinwons

    jinwons Android Expert

    Nice and funny poem.
    One correction. Samsung is Korean company, not Taiwanese.

    THE ANDROID Android Enthusiast

    His old phone was a Taiwanese not the new Samsung he saw in a advert.
  4. jinwons

    jinwons Android Expert

    You are right. I read it too fast.:)
  5. Uber-Duper

    Uber-Duper Member

    Time for another poem...

  6. next_release

    next_release Newbie

    Sounds like a Lady Gaga bad romance kinda love story...
  7. Beards

    Beards Android Expert

    A Tweaked Shakespeare ~
    To work, or not to work: that is the question:
    Whether 'it gets nobled' by Samsung to suffer
    The devs and hackers of outrageous fortune,
    Or to take code against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them? To Force Close: to Sleep Mode;
    No more; and by a Sleep Mode to say we end
    The heart-ache of a Re-boot and the thousand Battery Recharges
    That screen is heir to, 'tis a consumption
    Devoutly to be updated. To Force Close, to Sleep Mode;
    To Sleep Mode: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
    For in that Sleep Mode of death what dreams may come
    When we have shuffled off this Wifi & 3G connection,
    Must give us pause: there's the rub!
    That makes calamity of so long life;
    For who would bear the scratch marks and duff batteries of time,
    The Developer is wrong, the proud owner contumely,
    The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
    The insolence of Apple and the spurns of the i-Phone
    That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
    When he himself might his quietus make
    With a bare Home Screen? who would fardels bear,
    To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
    But that the dread of something after death,
    The undiscover'd new update from samfirmware.com
    No traveller returns, puzzles the will
    And makes us rather bear those ills we have
    Than go to XDA-DEVS Forums that we know not of?
    Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
    And thus the native hue of resolution
    Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
    And The Market of great pith and moment
    With this regard their currents turn awry,
    And lose all in doing a Factory Reset. - Soft you now!
    The fair Odin! Samfirmware.com, in thy orisons
    Be all my sins remember'd.
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  8. Uber-Duper

    Uber-Duper Member

  9. next_release

    next_release Newbie

    Wow - rather witty response!
  10. Uber-Duper

    Uber-Duper Member

    The love of all things tech,
    Of being bleeding edge,
    Of having what one dreams of,
    And eating a Choc-Wedge.

    I look to friends around me,
    And find to my surprise,
    They're holding little boxes,
    That all begin with i's

    iPod, iPhone, iSlaughter,
    They shook and tapped and pressed,
    I looked down to my daughter,
    She had her own iDress..

    Before I knew what happened,
    She did not see this come,
    I hated Apple soooo much,
    I kicked her up the bum..

    Reached into my pocket,
    Pulled out with sweet delight,
    Once shiny, new, and splendid,
    Now looks at me with fright.

    My K800i,
    A Cybershot to boot,
    Now scratched and old and ugly,
    No longer was a hoot.

    I loved a samsung moment,
    With bright and clear display,
    But moment's touch was sluggish,
    And speakerphone was gay.

    Samsung had far horizons,
    Launched Omnia HD,
    Her beauty and her terror,
    Thought this phone was for me..

    Core of my heart my Omnia i8910,
    With features sooo excessive,
    A $994 pricetag??
    U better be impressive!!

    With empty box in hand,
    And phone snug in my pocket,
    Now acting kinda special,
    I felt this phone would rock it..

    Sitting with my mates,
    Not one of them Bill Gates,
    Comparing our black bricks,
    Like boys comparing d***s..

    Samsung u really did it,
    U gave me hopes and dreams,
    Then crushed them with no app store,
    To S60's dying screams.

    I wouldn't be defeated,
    I stood and persevered,
    HX U lil legend!!!
    Patches that Nokia feared..

    It's been a long time coming,
    It may be safe to say,
    with Samsung's new arrival,
    My phone has had it's day.

    If diving in the deep end,
    seems silly and care-free,
    Had this i8910 long enough,
    to plunge it in my tea.

    Can't wait a moment longer,
    It better come out soon!!
    Samsung Galaxy SII
    More special than the moon??

    I won't be dissapointed,
    read reviews with great zeal.
    A phone with all these features,
    Just has it's own appeal.

    I'm not sure how to end this,
    except for just to say,
    If I was offered an iPhone free,
    I'd simply say NO WAY!!

    by Yann aka Uber-Duper :cool:
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  11. Beards

    Beards Android Expert

    That's a cracker..... Nice one. [​IMG]
  12. Uber-Duper

    Uber-Duper Member

    Time for another poem...??
  13. Beards

    Beards Android Expert

    I'll let someone else have a go.....

    ... and just noticed I never gave you a 'Thank-You' for your poem.
    Thank You now given. :)
    Uber-Duper likes this.
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