Hello guys! I wrote a little glittery poem just for Samsung Galaxy S2. This poem is filled nothing than beauty and love. I made this even italic so it brings a nice poetry mood for everyone who reads this. And believe me, it's worth read it! Poem, who's written with a little twinkle in the eye, is nothing but comedy. It has nothing to do with Phandroid or other members here. And YES, I have allready sent a copy to Samsung Mobile.
Okay, here it comes (please don't ban me for this because I love you):
Once upon a time I bought one really great taiwanese phone,
it really survived everything - even some birdcrap who was shown.
But one day the phone went all nuts and had more mess than ever before,
"Ha-ha-ha! No refund!" said those mean bastards at that evil department store.
I cursed them all, went out and looked at my expensive precious device of mine,
the road home was very heavy and rough to walk with a hell of a steep incline.
Somehow I realized I have to live with this nuthead for a year and settle down,
despite that I did caught up over 500 EUR and got myself fooled by a f-cking clown.
Suddenly a magazine with some sweet news pops up from a very crystal blue sky,
so I took one piece of princess cake and celebrated it with a bottle of swedish moonshine.
It was a Samsung-phone and it seemed that it was a real bad-ass of the year.
"Great!" I said. "Finally a phone who will work as good as japanese differential gear!"
There are some other troubles that still haunting and bothers me from the stupid past,
blaming at my taiwanese phone and it's new lame brother who may not this year outlast.
I really hope I don't get any trouble with this brand new Samsung Galaxy S2 of yours,
because I think it deserves a shot despite all this and a good walk in the sun outdoors.
So please dear Samsung, do me a favor: Don't make me doubt about this anymore!
Because I might not be very happy next time if it turns out that you also acts like a whore.
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Okay, here it comes (please don't ban me for this because I love you):
Once upon a time I bought one really great taiwanese phone,
it really survived everything - even some birdcrap who was shown.
But one day the phone went all nuts and had more mess than ever before,
"Ha-ha-ha! No refund!" said those mean bastards at that evil department store.
I cursed them all, went out and looked at my expensive precious device of mine,
the road home was very heavy and rough to walk with a hell of a steep incline.
Somehow I realized I have to live with this nuthead for a year and settle down,
despite that I did caught up over 500 EUR and got myself fooled by a f-cking clown.
Suddenly a magazine with some sweet news pops up from a very crystal blue sky,
so I took one piece of princess cake and celebrated it with a bottle of swedish moonshine.
It was a Samsung-phone and it seemed that it was a real bad-ass of the year.
"Great!" I said. "Finally a phone who will work as good as japanese differential gear!"
There are some other troubles that still haunting and bothers me from the stupid past,
blaming at my taiwanese phone and it's new lame brother who may not this year outlast.
I really hope I don't get any trouble with this brand new Samsung Galaxy S2 of yours,
because I think it deserves a shot despite all this and a good walk in the sun outdoors.
So please dear Samsung, do me a favor: Don't make me doubt about this anymore!
Because I might not be very happy next time if it turns out that you also acts like a whore.
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